Prophylactics Poems - Poems about Prophylactics

...Harriet Harris née Kuritsky... Despite being a nineteen year old bride she wed Boyce Brandon Harris half a decade her senior, (where I ranked less than a twinkle in their eyes) during the mont......

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...Argh... the bane of daylight savings time – November 3rd 2024 Hour hands clock back sixty minutes of Autumn round about same of month every year, what a bummer, an inconvenient truth diverged......

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...I feel in führer rated and envious... entrapped within webbed wide world weft as a rump pulled stilts skein at warp speed exhibiting my heroic trumpian wiles cuz he (johnny come lately) a then......

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...Harriet Harris née Kuritsky circa November 13th, 1935 - ~ May 4th, 2005 (untimely death sentence ordained ~ early February 1935) I trot out a poem acknowledging birthday of dear ole mom, who s......

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...Stricken with turbulence at about seventy two inches Yours truly issuing a deafening rebel yell bursting forth with such might courtesy cooking under pressure analogous to volcanic upswell, fo......

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...Espousing irreverent greed Crafted one year ago today yours truly – hopefully self plagiarism okay worse case scenario, I would meet ill fate re: kenway named after Assassin Creed Black Fla......

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...Harriet Harris circa November 13th, 1935 - ~ May 4th, 2005 untimely death sentence ordained approximately six months prior to mother dearest celebrating her seventieth birthday, though the ......

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...Espousing irreverent greed Passive stance, but aye agreed and did promise to pledge troth faster than greased lightning airspeed once the missus temporarily ceased menarche regarding monthly b......

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...The regressive Supreme Court decision hustled, proclaimed, and voiced June 24th, 2022 immediately quashing pro choice option, struck down constitutional right (upheld for half a century - forme......

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...Valentine's Day 2021 Yours truly not necessarily romantic fellow at heart more accurately methinks myself lame and inadequate sorry excuse for reasonably rhyming spouse, but courtesy after si......

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...Harriet Harris circa November 13th, 1935 - ~ May 4th, 2005 (untimely death sentence ordained ~ early February 1935) Test teasing prophylactics embarrassing purchase never made at local drugstore......

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...The second time was three years later, when my cousin called me ‘hater,’ she had gone and got pregnant, see, despite only being eighteen. The father had, of course, skipped out, she claimed,”I d......

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...no emotionally ecstatic experience compares to the seminal instance whence spermatozoa (from profuse ejaculation) beget the miraculous propensity to procreate despite the steep......

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...Clearly this is not a scheduled flight A rhinoceros is falling from the sky Outer space is no place for rhinos Traveling nearly at the speed of light We have no right to question why This animal......

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...Do it without trying Begin by swinging from chandeliers when home Wear matching multicolored harlequin costumes Equip yourselves with harmonicas and bazookas Keep lubricants and trampolines near ......

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