Prophylactics Poems | Examples


Impact

Clearly this is not a scheduled flight
A rhinoceros is falling from the sky
Outer space is no place for rhinos
Traveling nearly at the speed of light
We have no right to question why
This animal is not made for flying
Surrounds himself with sponges for protection
Why not cotton, parachutes and prophylactics
No place to rest its head or feet you know
Falling rapidly, sleep becomes impossible
Sheep eating grass below are not worth counting
Unaware of dangers to be encountered from above
Sweet dreams my little spongy friend from space
Overweight alien with no documents
Making an illegal entry into the United States
Should someone inform authorities of this collision 
Or next of kin or at least the PETA people
This might be some form of cruelty
Time will tell on impact
Good-bye for now
Categories: prophylactics, abuse, animal, confusion, fantasy,
Form: Free verse

Neighborhood Rapists

Neighborhood rapists look at you from a distance
Twisted degenerates filled with poison in the mind
Drooling from the mouth, big and fat and limping
A cast on the ugly leg, fornicators, scratching private parts

They want to take trees by the trunk and love them
Holding the branches back to offend 
To seduce their roots too
If a knot is not available they will drill a hole

They don't wear prophylactics
As they are not subject to venereal disease
We can only pray for a tree infection
When neighborhood rapists are through with trees

They move on to shrubbery
Some bushes fight back with thistles and thorns
Be forewarned, perverts come in all shapes and forms 
An abomination to nature


* Authors note:  (My apologies to anyone who is offended or sensitive to this subject in any way shape or form.  Rape is not a joke.  It is a brutal crime and the worst of all crimes against humanity.)   I hope you enjoy the poem for its silliness and entertainment intent.
Categories: prophylactics, abuse, silly, tree,
Form: Quatrain


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