Funny Princess Poems

This rink ranks right up there.
My power skates, slice each ring,
the scent of ice assails my nose.
Funny in the absence of air, I breathe.
It must...

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The princess inlist
In the army academy
She's very friendly with her companions 
She's a young woman with a very
Beautiful smile, a hug to her
This atmosphere of...

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there once was a prince who was charming
his good looks were not at all alarming
	he had the flaming hots
	for a maiden ersatz
he nonetheless found her...

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Cinderella had a very hard youth
obtaining royalty her guiding truth
	she left a glass shoe
	as a cunning clue
as the prince was renown a clever sleuth...

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To snag a prince, ambitious ladies
bet all their money on a snog
but as a rule they end up getting...
a frog....

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The night gives a drum roll...
I know it's coming...
My heart skips a beat...
The girl keeps on drumming

She teases my soul....
Like she's having fun
She do me...

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Hopalong was a frog
Who dreamed of a better life
Dreaming of a kiss from a princess
Who he could take for a wife
 
Now, dreams don’t often...

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I had to travel through eight worlds to save Princess Peach.
But she's about as warm and caring as a blood sucking leech.
After killing seven fake...

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My heart has gone on a wild frenzy.
Love makes you leave all the tensions behind.
It makes You enjoy and go crazy, it lives on.
In love,...

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Career assessment test 
In college assessment office 
Multiple choice test. 
Choose your best answer. 

Would you rather 
Be to be a detective? 
Video Game Designer?
Author?...

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She didn’t play poker so well.
Her bluff was as clear as a bell.
   Her insides would quaver
   So much that they...

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The Princess Bride our favourite picture;
                  I'll say...

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She’s Got Me Tongue Twisted
 By: Emmanuel Ochan Nyeko 

This girl, what can I say when I’m dreaming all day;
Trying to speak to her and...

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FOR MEN ONLY #2Contest


Yee Haaaa--- a Contest made for me
I'm a man and should write free
With no woman to tell me what
To bend my ear...

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Across the pixelated clouds, jumps a little man in red and blue.
He jumps hard and fast through the massive flood of mismatched minions. 
The only...

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