Funny Princess Poems

there once was a prince who was charming
his good looks were not at all alarming
	he had the flaming hots
	for a maiden ersatz
he nonetheless found her...

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Cinderella had a very hard youth
obtaining royalty her guiding truth
	she left a glass shoe
	as a cunning clue
as the prince was renown a clever sleuth...

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To snag a prince, ambitious ladies
bet all their money on a snog
but as a rule they end up getting...
a frog.
...

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The night gives a drum roll...
I know it's coming...
My heart skips a beat...
The girl keeps on drumming

She teases my soul....
Like she's having fun
She do me...

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There once was a lady named Genene
Who went places she’s never seen

She wore an old crown
While in every town

Till she was mistaken for a queen!
...

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My dear,                       ...

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The stork has past us by,                                       ...

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My Best 
"She is a flower..."

Pink roses, 
not the big ones, 
not the small ones, 
not the buds or full blooms. 
No. 
Not one of...

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The Pizza Princess

No job is worth your life. 
Sweet little girl, 
someone's daughter, 
I don't even know...
You should not be dead. 
The world is all...

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Christmas Princess

I picked you up early, 
we went to your friends. 
I watched as they all…
watched you. 
You laugh lightly, 
and bring joy in your...

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Hopalong was a frog
Who dreamed of a better life
Dreaming of a kiss from a princess
Who he could take for a wife
 
Now, dreams don’t often...

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The Fashion Zebra

I am a flake. 
That is the term for people that do not follow through. 
It may not be fair. I have spent...

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Indian Princess

This woman laughs and makes others laugh too. 
She comes to church with her sweet husband. 
He is kind. 

They are a breath of...

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I had to travel through eight worlds to save Princess Peach.
But she's about as warm and caring as a blood sucking leech.
After killing seven fake...

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My heart has gone on a wild frenzy.
Love makes you leave all the tensions behind.
It makes You enjoy and go crazy, it lives on.
In love,...

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