Funny Princess Poems
These Funny Princess poems are examples of Princess poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Princess Funny poems written by international poets.
Prince Charming
there once was a prince who was charming
his good looks were not at all alarming
he had the flaming hots
for a maiden ersatz
he nonetheless found her...
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Categories:
cinderella, funny, princess, silly,
Cinderella
Cinderella had a very hard youth
obtaining royalty her guiding truth
she left a glass shoe
as a cunning clue
as the prince was renown a clever sleuth...
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princess, cinderella, cute, dance, funny,
Snog FrogTo snag a prince, ambitious ladies
bet all their money on a snog
but as a rule they end up getting...
a frog.
...
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Categories:
princess, animal, funny love, love,
With LoveThe night gives a drum roll...
I know it's coming...
My heart skips a beat...
The girl keeps on drumming
She teases my soul....
Like she's having fun
She do me...
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Categories:
princess, angel, beautiful, cute love,
The Lady Who Went PlacesThere once was a lady named Genene
Who went places she’s never seen
She wore an old crown
While in every town
Till she was mistaken for a queen!
...
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Categories:
princess, adventure, celebrity, character, funny,
Categories:
dream, life, night, princess,
Sarah The Stork Has Past Us ByThe stork has past us by, ...
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princess, baby, cry, girl, love,
My BestMy Best
"She is a flower..."
Pink roses,
not the big ones,
not the small ones,
not the buds or full blooms.
No.
Not one of...
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Categories:
princess, celebration, friendship, miracle, mother
The Pizza PrincessThe Pizza Princess
No job is worth your life.
Sweet little girl,
someone's daughter,
I don't even know...
You should not be dead.
The world is all...
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Categories:
princess, allah, angel, anger, anti
Christmas PrincessChristmas Princess
I picked you up early,
we went to your friends.
I watched as they all…
watched you.
You laugh lightly,
and bring joy in your...
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Categories:
princess, christmas, cinderella, happiness, i
NOT JUST ANOTHER FAIRYTALEHopalong was a frog
Who dreamed of a better life
Dreaming of a kiss from a princess
Who he could take for a wife
Now, dreams don’t often...
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Categories:
princess, children, fun, funny, hilarious,
The Fashion ZebraThe Fashion Zebra
I am a flake.
That is the term for people that do not follow through.
It may not be fair. I have spent...
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Categories:
princess, freedom, funny, inspirational, love,
Indian PrincessIndian Princess
This woman laughs and makes others laugh too.
She comes to church with her sweet husband.
He is kind.
They are a breath of...
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Categories:
princess, abortion, absence, abuse, addiction,
Princess Peach Turned Out To Be A SnobI had to travel through eight worlds to save Princess Peach.
But she's about as warm and caring as a blood sucking leech.
After killing seven fake...
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Categories:
princess, funny, games, humorous, parody,
Perfect Girl:My heart has gone on a wild frenzy.
Love makes you leave all the tensions behind.
It makes You enjoy and go crazy, it lives on.
In love,...
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Categories:
princess, angel, cinderella, fairy, future,