Funny Pretty Much Poems

my pretty red bird - wears a white coat of snow. 
My fun and very best friend Dan, 
and I built a huge snowman. 
on...

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knock the door of my heart 
let me hear the sound of your love
drive me through the nights that we crave for 
your jokes and...

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The yellow rose is filled with sunshine and joy,  
she says welcome back or good luck.  


The red rose tells a story of...

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I have a parakeet, named Pintu, 
She's so dear to me. I got her this year
As a birthday gift from my mom and dad. 
She's...

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And after all, all these, my love
I adore you and will always love you, my dove
After so much hubbub and confusion
After so much chaos and...

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Nowadays self-sabotage is glorified
Mothers wide-eyed and terrified 
Of their little babies becoming demonised 
Getting help is horrified
But bottling it up is normalised 
As a society...

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Joe was slow, as men come and go
never really fit in, you know
	he tried very hard
	always kept his guard
then he married pretty Flo Schmoe...

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Pretty lady be not sad
Your eyes sparkling and shiny
What is your face hiding from
Living colorful all day 
Many colors you do wear
Show your pretty face...

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Autumn Lady
Reanna with autumn hair and summer eyes.
Lady from afar here in England.
With such charisma, capturing her image in a blink of your eye.
Imagine that...

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I junked up my pretty kitchen.
I filled up my loveliest hall.
Dragged in filthy dirty boxes
And that is certainly not all.
Swiftly filled up our three car...

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It wasn’t for your pretty eyes
I tried to reach not you, my honey,
The cruel world was telling lies
It doesn’t lie today, it’s funny.

Your eyes are...

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My relatives came in droves to stare at my dead body.
And it ticked me off.
I flitted and fluttered and tried to signal them with a...

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I won’t be held captive 
You have only single moments
When you’re worth a damn smile

Spread the feel good
Cause you seem to think you’re desired
But it’s...

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Pretty Fat Babies




I absolutely love pretty fat babies,
They are so precious and small,

They may be to heavy at times,
But I still love them and all,

I...

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Funny
How some people are.
He can go up to a girl, and say,
"You're so pretty."
While I hang back,
Or watch from the lobby of the bar.
I wait...

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