Funny Presidents Day Poems
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Trump Poems and Epigrams Ii
presidents day, america, confidence, corruption, new
TRUMP POEMS AND EPIGRAMS II
by Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition"
fat, balding and lumpy,
how does your Rose Garden grow?
“With venom and spleen
presidents day, america, child, dad, marriage,
Born-In Virginia on February 22,1732.
Siblings-The first of six children. ...
presidents day, allah, angel, anti bullying,
I see you and you see me.
We are not free anymore.
Or at least that is your intent.
You place the bonds...
presidents day, fishing, inspirational love, patriotic,
The best part of the meal,
the bones, the things others throw away.
The wingtips, the neck, the gizzard, the lizard...
a fowl needs to...
The Forgotten Holidays
presidents day, celebration, chanukah, christmas, easter,
The Forgotten holidays
Written or in this case typed…
correctly; “The” as it was at the beginning correct.
“Forgotten” as it was naming not the action but...
Our President's Day
funny, presidents day,
Trump went to the outhouse alone
And sat on his "Throne" with a groan
When out of the dark
There flashed a bright spark
When Trump dropped his selfie...
Easter Limerick Lies
presidents day, april, character, easter, funny,
With more than her share of fake news
Melania suffered the blues
From the President's sleuth
She soon learned the truth
And now spends her days with #MeToos
presidents day, america, funny, metaphor, political,
Rotten orange smell
I can’t see the orange, mind you
But it’s somewhere behind
The television screen
I know because
We smell it
We know it is there
I cannot breathe...
Vlad and Don, a Love Story
presidents day, america, best friend, funny
Vladimir oh Vladimir,
Thanks for the hack
Put me in front and Hillary back
I owe you my amazing win
For you I’ll do anything
Vladimir oh Vladimir,
presidents day, culture, funny, granddaughter, grandfather,
I was eating breakfast yesterday with my 12 year old granddaughter and I asked her “What day is tomorrow?” Without skipping a beat she...
presidents day, funny, history, old, old,
President's Day is approaching so I thought I would further your education,
By revealing useless trivia about some of the dudes who've served our nation.
presidents day, funny, political
I can hardly wait for Presidents day
I seem to see it just one way
If Obama steps out and sees his shadow
We'll have another year...