Funny Presidents Day Poems
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Trump Poems and Epigrams IiTRUMP POEMS AND EPIGRAMS II
Quite Con-trary
by Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition"
Trumpy, Trumpy,
fat, balding and lumpy,
how does your Rose Garden grow?
“With venom and spleen
and...
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presidents day, america, confidence, corruption, new
George WashingtonBorn-In Virginia on February 22,1732.
Siblings-The first of six children. ...
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presidents day, america, child, dad, marriage,
Dangerous VisionsDangerous Visions
I see you and you see me.
We are not free anymore.
Or at least that is your intent.
You place the bonds...
you brought...
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presidents day, allah, angel, anti bullying,
The CarcassThe Carcass
The best part of the meal,
the bones, the things others throw away.
The wingtips, the neck, the gizzard, the lizard...
a fowl needs to...
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presidents day, fishing, inspirational love, patriotic,
The Forgotten HolidaysThe Forgotten holidays
Written or in this case typed…
correctly; “The” as it was at the beginning correct.
“Forgotten” as it was naming not the action but...
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presidents day, celebration, chanukah, christmas, easter,
Our President's DayTrump went to the outhouse alone
And sat on his "Throne" with a groan
When out of the dark
There flashed a bright spark
When Trump dropped his selfie...
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funny, presidents day,
Easter Limerick LiesWith more than her share of fake news
Melania suffered the blues
From the President's sleuth
She soon learned the truth
And now spends her days with #MeToos
Our President...
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presidents day, april, character, easter, funny,
Rotten OrangeThere’s this
Rotten orange smell
I can’t see the orange, mind you
But it’s somewhere behind
The television screen
I know because
We smell it
We know it is there
Always
I cannot breathe...
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presidents day, america, funny, metaphor, political,
Vlad and Don, a Love StoryVladimir oh Vladimir,
Thanks for the hack
Put me in front and Hillary back
I owe you my amazing win
For you I’ll do anything
Vladimir oh Vladimir,
you pull...
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presidents day, america, best friend, funny
Presidents DayI was eating breakfast yesterday with my 12 year old granddaughter and I asked her “What day is tomorrow?” Without skipping a beat she...
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presidents day, culture, funny, granddaughter, grandfather,
Presidential TriviaPresident's Day is approaching so I thought I would further your education,
By revealing useless trivia about some of the dudes who've served our nation.
President Washington...
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presidents day, funny, history, old, old,
Presidents DayPresidents Day
I can hardly wait for Presidents day
I seem to see it just one way
If Obama steps out and sees his shadow
We'll have another year...
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presidents day, funny, political