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Funny Presidents Day Poems

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Trump Poems and Epigrams Ii
TRUMP POEMS AND EPIGRAMS II

Quite Con-trary
by Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition"

Trumpy, Trumpy,
fat, balding and lumpy,
how does your Rose Garden grow?
“With venom and spleen
and...

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Categories: presidents day, america, confidence, corruption, new



Premium Member George Washington
Born-In Virginia on February 22,1732.   
Siblings-The first of six children.             ...

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Categories: presidents day, america, child, dad, marriage,

Premium Member Dangerous Visions
Dangerous Visions

I see you and you see me. 
We are not free anymore. 
Or at least that is your intent. 
You place the bonds...
you brought...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: presidents day, allah, angel, anti bullying,

Premium Member The Carcass
The Carcass

The best part of the meal, 
the bones, the things others throw away. 
The wingtips, the neck, the gizzard, the lizard...
a fowl needs to...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: presidents day, fishing, inspirational love, patriotic,

Premium Member The Forgotten Holidays
The Forgotten holidays

Written or in this case typed…
correctly; “The” as it was at the beginning correct. 
“Forgotten” as it was naming not the action but...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: presidents day, celebration, chanukah, christmas, easter,



Our President's Day
Trump went to the outhouse alone
And sat on his "Throne" with a groan
When out of the dark
There flashed a bright spark
When Trump dropped his selfie...

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Categories: funny, presidents day,

Easter Limerick Lies
With more than her share of fake news
Melania suffered the blues
From the President's sleuth
She soon learned the truth
And now spends her days with #MeToos

Our President...

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Categories: presidents day, april, character, easter, funny,

Rotten Orange
There’s this
Rotten orange smell
I can’t see the orange, mind you
But it’s somewhere behind
The television screen
I know because
We smell it
We know it is there
Always
I cannot breathe...

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Categories: presidents day, america, funny, metaphor, political,

Vlad and Don, a Love Story
Vladimir oh Vladimir,
Thanks for the  hack
Put me in front and Hillary back
I owe you my amazing win
For you I’ll do anything

Vladimir oh Vladimir,
you pull...

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Categories: presidents day, america, best friend, funny

Presidents Day
I was eating breakfast yesterday with my 12 year old granddaughter and I asked her “What day is tomorrow?”  Without skipping a beat she...

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Categories: presidents day, culture, funny, granddaughter, grandfather,

Premium Member Presidential Trivia
President's Day is approaching so I thought I would further your education,
By revealing useless trivia about some of the dudes who've served our nation.

President Washington...

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Categories: presidents day, funny, history, old, old,

Presidents Day
Presidents Day

I can hardly wait for Presidents day
I seem to see it just one way
If Obama steps out and sees his shadow
We'll have another year...

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Categories: presidents day, funny, political