Easter Limerick Lies

With more than her share of fake news
Melania suffered the blues
From the President's sleuth
She soon learned the truth
And now spends her days with #MeToos

Our President once shared the thought
That Congress could never be bought
But one Russian tweet
Said Congress was cheap
So Ivanka bought the whole lot 

The White House Easter Egg Hunt
Gave Ivanka the ideal front
With some huge discounts
From her Chinese accounts
She evaded every confront 

Fabergé is quite a big debt
But not one that she would regret
Like the Easter Bunny
Our Congress is funny
Though the world is not laughing yet!

Donald Trump Junior once said,
"My Dad is the Giver of bread,"
But when Russian around
On foreign ground
Putin will feather his bed! 


APRIL FOOL
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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April 3, 2018 at 5:36 PM
hey these are excellent lims.. really funny and great form.. If you get a chance have a read of Jack Ellison, he posts 5 aday..
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April 4, 2018 at 5:54 PM
Mahalo nui loa! Aloha! Rico
Allison Avatar
April 1, 2018 at 3:57 PM
ha ha ha Rico the most fabulous string of limericks - adding this little gem to my faves!:-) hugs Jan xx
Leffanta Avatar
April 2, 2018 at 12:30 PM
Mahalo nui loa! Aloha! Rico
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