Fearing the loss of his hair, Porky Pig
went out and purchased a wig.
Now he's parading thinking he's handsome
securing his do cleverly with gum.
AP: Honorable Mention 2025
Categories:
porky, beautiful,
Form: Clerihew
P-p-p-p-Porky P-p-p-p-Pig
signed with Warner Brothers, and m-m-m-made it b-b-b-b-big
P-p-p-p-Porky's the best, for my m-m-m-m-money
b-b-b-because he's so dang f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-hilarious.
Categories:
porky, silly,
Form: Clerihew
Horrible Hattie had seen her own ghost
While chomping away at Porky Pig's Roast --
She turned wan and pale
Downed a mug of ale --
Her translucence scared Petunia the most
Hattie staggered to her feet, looked around
The room was whirling, at times upside down --
As she started to speak
Her teeth rattled, 'Eek 'Eek' --
Porky's wife shrieked and ran straight out of town
Note: Petunia Pig is Porky's wife. lol.
Categories:
porky, animal, celebration, cry, drink,
Form: Limerick
We walked side by side
she was my best friend indeed
she didn't ask for much
and she returned
her love to me
I never had to worry
she might not be home
one day
because in my heart
I'll always know
her love would
of never strayed
She would sit in the window
and wait for me
watching the cars
drive bye
but she wouldn't wag
her curlylittle tail
until it was me
who stepped inside
I'll never forget
all the fun in my life
when I had my Porky Pig
and I catch myself
all the time
wondering how the heck
she's been
Categories:
porky, pets, silly,
Form: Rhyme
Porky Pig and I
would play. Every day.
Enjoying the way we squealed.
Rolling in the mud.
Tails curled tight.
Faces flushed.
Not knowing what is grey.
(Now) our lives, but black and white.
Naked to the sun; to life.
Porky Pig and I
would play. Every day.
Exploring what is world.
Not without pain.
Porky broke his arm one day.
I stared shocked.
Not knowing what to do.
(Now) familiar tears washing my face.
Half-naked to the sun; to life.
Porky Pig and I
would play. Every day.
Those pig-child games had changed.
This putting on size debilitates,
spontaneous thoughts and acts, of days
when rolling in the mud
was all but joy.
(Now) not enough. Needing more.
Hidden to the sun; to life.
Porky Pig and I
would play. Every day.
I miss my carefree friend.
Days me reprimand.
Showing me what’s grey.
Giving me the choice.
“Thank you Bull, for remembering my voice”.
(Now) thanking Him for days, basking
Naked to the sun; to life.
Categories:
porky, childhood,
Form: Rhyme
Porky Pig has a stutter,
Oh how people did laugh.
Cos his farewell "that's all folks"
Could last a minute and a half.
He had such a problem
Hi sttttt uuu ttttt err got worse,
That they introduced a sidekick
Daffy Duck was such a curse.
He overshadowed poor Porky
Which made him oh so sad.
He hardly opened his mouth
Making everyone feel bad.
Then
Along came Bugs Bunny
Knocking Daffy duck off his high.
So Porky Pig smiles at last
Agreed to leave his sty.
Together they made a fine team
On TV and movies too.
Programme called Looney tunes'
Road Runner! now where are you.?
Penned 9 May 2015
Categories:
porky, character,
Form: Rhyme
Porky dorky was a good cook
Cooked the ham for a scary spook
The spook was knotty
Asked for a potty
Dorky missed his gobbledygook
Categories:
porky, fun, nonsense,
Form: Limerick
I’m hunting wabbits , are you going too.
Da duh da duh da downtown is a clue.
Watch out for that, doc.
I’ll think I will walk.
Ti, ti, ti, turn quick, wha, wha, what I do.
written for
Sponsor Carolyn Devonshire
Contest Name Techno-Limericks
Categories:
porky, funny, life, nostalgia,
Form: Limerick
.. male
female
porcupines
preoccupied
with mating, a prickly proposition
the young ones will be respected and feared
waddling slowly
purposely
tranquil
quills
Categories:
porky, animals
Form: Tetractys
We walked side by side
she was my best friend indeed,
she didn't ask for much
and she returned her love to me.
I never had to worry she
might not be home one day
because in my heart I'll
always know her love would
of never strayed.
She would sit in the window and
wait for me watching the cars drive
bye, but she wouldn't wag her curly
little tail until it was me who
stepped inside.
I'll never forget all the fun
in my life when I had my Porky Pig,
and I catch myself all the time
wondering how the heck she's
been
Categories:
porky, petslove, me,
Form: Rhyme