Porky Poems - Poems about Porky

...Underdog and Days of our lives. General Hospital And mama tried. Casper and the Tonight's show. My three sons And Hazel. Hogans Hero's and Mayberry RFD. Gree......Read the rest...

... In the children’s room at the public library a porky hamster spends his days in a cage that barely accommodates him. In so small a space he endures a spartan existence behind glass wal......Read the rest...

...Clown woman was a bit porky but no one said this anymore, After we got to know her…. Because she was kind and sweet and generous You see, after we knew her, we did not see anything but her goodne......Read the rest...

...Ratatouille’s Remy Chef hat on rat Mighty Mouse Small mouse moves house Tigger He knew the Pooh Porky Pig Utters stutters Yogi Bear’s Snack Yogi Hoagie Bugs Funn......Read the rest...

..."happy trails to you" not even in an Evans or a Rogers but in a Porky Pig voice th- th- the th- th- the th- th- th- that's all folks adios......Read the rest...

...I own a beautiful, stubborn, long sliver and blond silky Yorkie. I've had him since he was six weeks. His kind of quirky, But now fourteen, beautiful white teeth, far from being porky. ......Read the rest...

...There was a fruit seller named Schaber And she was a peculiar neighbor With kids named Cherry Apple and Blueberry Who were all the fruits of her labor Well sometimes she would drop by And hav......Read the rest...

...Where did you get a stuffed albino squirrel? I say this after giving it a tug and a whirl. After oohing and ahhing over it, we all yell And I mean down deep from the bowls of hell… “Jambers!” l......Read the rest...

...Porky Pig was pale and thin He was mostly bone and skin Pigs are usually quite fat Porky pig was far from that He refused to eat pig swill It made this pig feel weak and ill Other pigs viewed......Read the rest...

...Peanut a silvery bluey, pale blond, long hair Yorkie Short waggy tail, floppy ears, brandy brown eyes That melts your heart with his elegance. He was supposed to be a petite five pounds Pup......Read the rest...

...or Happy Mealtime "From time to time, children mature into liars and cheats -- or even parents." -- a poet-philosopher childless, as well as diaper free * * * A lyric swee......Read the rest...

...A porky problem worth resolving Is our scientifically hoggish evolutionary survivalist assumption that all Creatures that Matter would highest and best usefully support AnthroPrivileged ra......Read the rest...

...Pretty pancake peacock pointedly persuaded powerhouse pig To publicly plan porcupine’s playful pink planetary probability placement. Pleasure palace princesses provided puny particulars providing b......Read the rest...

...A Conversation With The Three Stooges I Am: Hello guys it’s an honor, fellows Moe: HELLO! Larry: HELLO! Curly: HELLO! The Three Stooges: HELLOS! I Am: You’re known as half-wits, bir......Read the rest...

...Here's the scoop, friends... This is, as indicated, the 1st HALF of this fairly lengthy poem. The 2nd half had to be posted separately due to Poetry Soup's file-size limitations. No other way I c......Read the rest...