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At Porky Pig's Roast

Horrible Hattie had seen her own ghost While chomping away at Porky Pig's Roast -- She turned wan and pale Downed a mug of ale -- Her translucence scared Petunia the most Hattie staggered to her feet, looked around The room was whirling, at times upside down -- As she started to speak Her teeth rattled, 'Eek 'Eek' -- Porky's wife shrieked and ran straight out of town Note: Petunia Pig is Porky's wife. lol.

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Date: 6/29/2020 3:12:00 PM
Petunia should have stuck an apple in Hatties mouth!! Good one Gershon!!
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 6/29/2020 3:59:00 PM
Nothing like a an apple stuck in the old mouth. Ha, ha! Thanks, Mike! :) gw
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 6/29/2020 3:58:00 PM
Nothing like a an apple stuck in the old mouth. Ha, ha! Thanks, Mike! :) gw
Date: 6/29/2020 12:42:00 PM
poor porky... and petunia she's probably scarred for life... lol, good write!
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Date: 6/29/2020 3:47:00 PM
Yes, yes. Petunia is currently being treated for PTSD around-the-clock by a team of experts, but Porky's confided to me that the prospects for her return to good mental health is bleak... So Porky's got a 'new normal!' lol. Thanks, Sandra!
Date: 6/29/2020 3:14:00 AM
Haha grunt grunt, nicely done Gershon. Tom
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 6/29/2020 3:45:00 PM
Do pigs 'grunt' in England? Over here in America they say 'Oink.' They're silent in Israel. (Ha, ha: They're not kosher over there... although there are a few of them anyway). Cheers, Gershon
Date: 6/28/2020 10:58:00 PM
And this little piggy ran 'wee wee wee' all the way home - cute one, gw!
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Date: 6/29/2020 3:43:00 PM
Oui, Oui, Mademoiselle! ~ Petunia Pig (lol) Thanks, Michelle! :) gw

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