Poot Poems - Poems about Poot

...Can't believe I'm penning this mess, but I must address the gifted poetess, Jan Allison has a degree from the distinguished Poot-Toot University, she has a PhD in Fartology. An expert she is, a......

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...Today is ten ten, Day when you born, Eyes you have open, And see the sun. In every new season, Death will come soon, God forgive his sean, And bless him in. Problems which have remain,......

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...How shall I begin, we say we're not a couple, but we had been living together since I don't know when. Why I can tell you how the day will go by the way she breaks wind. Now I'll say good mor......

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... There’s a monkey tag-team of mo-rons running things ~ Polly Would Pinocchio style Dumb and Dumber dolts got dim a dullard king Dumbo dunce chair directing Elephant Man, with t......

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...Theme for collaboration suggested by Tim Smith Two enormous old toads crossed the road On Tom’s back lounged Thomasina toad Both are ugly and warty Thomasina’s so naughty ......

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...We want to heal- scab stealers wont allows us too sneaking up on us- giving us new busy work side trackers – killing us the only hope we had left invested in our progeny. progenitors Our......

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...Kung sakaling nalulumbay Subukan mo na mahimlay, Mahimbing at managinip Nang mamatay abang isip. Kung minsan namang masaya At nais ‘wag nang matawa. Ipikit ‘yong mga mata Sa panaginip malu......

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...My dram ram has spent it's last byte MS word won't type another poetic wishful might India calling techie says charge $$ that visa and PC will be good for a few years Over the phone line an......

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...Sounds C L A N K BAM Ca poot Ch ch ch ch ch Aoooooooooga aoooga......

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...When We Were Young He left for work each morning, Wearing steel-toed boots and a tin hat. He took long strides that were three times The length of mine. In one hand he carried a lunch pail......

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...she was incandesed with rage and began calling us out our names BUTTON-DOWN POOT ......

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...Here comes big Aunt Clara, those arm pits really stink; She uses all the paper, leaves her dentures in the sink! Wearing out her welcome, attention's what she seeks; For her to stay the night, someh......

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