Pooping Poems - Poems about Pooping

...These Limericks were written after playing a card game called Poo Pocalypse... don't ask or I'll blame it on Jan...lol History recorded leaders in wars Great men and wome......Read the rest...

...No one is more desirable than a person whose mere poop gives people a living... January 4, 2023, PST, BC......Read the rest...

...Let my soul sprinkle into pieces For I want to dive in the presence And shower everywhere like rain drops And feel the sooth of that breath That reminisce, "existence" My heart urges on stayin......Read the rest...

...My vices and my faults are legion how I hate that cooing pigeon pooping right outside my door i cannot sleep for death entices promises to end my vices silencing my painful snore and yet in......Read the rest...

...The rain came pouring down sending water throughout the troubled town, the negative energy is still lingering around and the sorcerer are running up and down the street disrupting the people’s heartb......Read the rest...

...We all have those notebooks filled up to the top of poems we started but for some reason had to stop But we never throw them away into the trash can or shredder because someday we’ll rewrite th......Read the rest...

...They trained their birds to stay incredibly still. Like statues, reported my cousin Mrs. McGill. The birds did not make a single sound as they supped. The table was linen, and all prissily gussied......Read the rest...

...Alien talk I can’t understand A Pifflewig performed a handstand He verbalised through his ass Gross putrid wind he did pass Like many blokes throughout the land! I farted, perhaps ......Read the rest...

...You're a special person when everything you do is a big deal to others... It's not the things you do that makes you special, but you... Even your act of pooping becomes big deal to others like a Holl......Read the rest...

...A big dog is pooping out on my lawn. One I hate – Bill Gates – appears from nowhere. He scoops up the poop and places it on a stick as he views me in my underwear. He chases me, scaring me with......Read the rest...

...I am not done yet until all of you speak the truth, I am not done yet until I obtain justice for my brutal youth, you kick me around like ball and blame me for every brawl, you set up your henchmen t......Read the rest...

...A sweet aroma is coming from the kitchen, but I don’t know what is actually cooking but the sweet spicy scent perfume the atmosphere sending up a dust storm in the air, and the wind comes with a bang......Read the rest...

...Nature is free and she is walking around with me, nature is free and the birds are whispering in the trees. They are mating on top of the hill and they just cannot keep still. Look at them flying in ......Read the rest...

...The sun is shining brightly On high and in my heart Can't think of any good reason Why my happy is off the chart Could it just be a fluctuation In my everyday ebb and flow Or am I abo......Read the rest...

...We Reason, Therefore “Litter Be!” (1) “Litter be, litter be, litter be, litter be!” (2) Hear our future’s judgment, “Litter be! Oh, Oh, Oh!” Yes, dinosaurs still roam t......Read the rest...