Pooping Like A Proper Italian this is for Jan
I poop every morning after a Pizzelle slathered in Nutella
it is nine am in Italy and not a good time to eat mortadella
I poop after lunch after eating pizza with spicy pepperoni
it is twelve o'clock and way too early to eat my macaroni
I poop in the evening after my pasta al forno with
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Categories:
pooping, funny, hilarious,
Form: Couplet
The Pooping Celebrity
No one is more desirable than a person whose mere poop gives people a living...
January 4, 2023, PST, BC
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Categories:
pooping, appreciation,
Form: Prose
Pooping Than Stooping and Scooping
when I would shatter
my meat and potato platter
my food did scatter
they were ready-made
needed a band which would aid (Band Aid)
home they all had stayed
my did had hurt
when I was eating dessert
waste had a growth spirit
when cat was pooping
after I had been stooping
up were scooping
what a mess have made
Facebook became a parade
privacy invade
saw a big barrage
during
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Categories:
pooping, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku
Pooping In the Bush
My stomach rumbles after a hot meal,
I pack along the road to obey this call,
As I run into the bush, it rumbles still,
On bending down ‘bou~bou~bou’ its gases fall,
Sounding like a thunderous trumpet…,
Anus releases the mighty from rectum,
Which makes flies to sing praises to kismet,
Its odor makes the mouth secretes sputum
which is ready to fly
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Categories:
pooping, life, nature,
Form: Rhyme
Perpetual Pooping Feeling
Sometimes I get a bad stomach ache
and feel like I have to poop
So I sit on the toilet,
for like 25 minutes.
But nothing happens.
It happens when I'm trying
to pee, too
But the perpetual pooping feeling
is much worse,
because your brain tells you
that your stomach hurts
but that may,
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Categories:
pooping, body,
Form: Free verse