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Too Pooped to Pop

There's really nothing I can say,

I just ran out of ammunition.

Please now baby don't go away...

So much for amorous ambition.

Categories: pooped, anxiety,
Form: Rhyme

Pooped Putin

In Moscow’s sewers earlier today
An urgent plot was hatched without delay
On his porcelain throne
Up Vlad’s rear flew a drone
And blew poor Putin’s butt far away

12/2/22

Categories: pooped, humor,
Form: Limerick

Grandpa Pooped His Mouth Again

Grandpa told some more tall stories today.
He thinks his memories are true
but we all know he was always a self-made liar,
kidding all and sundry seven ways to Monday,
faking the figures for the giddy and gullible,
plagiarizing other peoples
experiences and making up whoppers.

Some think his rambling tales just adorable,
others hope he would not speak at all
for gobbledygook

Categories: pooped, poetry,
Form: Free verse

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Pooped

 p o o p e d

laptops   workbooks  schoolagers

out.      weekend is here

Saturday workday from home

a tenuous reader stoops 


3/20/2020
stoops - yields, submits

Categories: pooped, school,
Form: Tanka

Pooped On Peeps

Think I'll go on Jeopardy, I know a bunch of stuff
Like who's the first dude to walk a tightrope in the buff
Sadly needed a poop
And wearing no suit
Pooped on the spectators, apologizing was tough

Categories: pooped, fun,
Form: Limerick

Pooped On Peeps

Think I'll go on Jeopardy, I know a bunch of stuff
Like who's the first human to walk a tightrope in the buff
Sadly needed a poop
And wearing no suit
Pooped on the spectators, apologizing was tough

Categories: pooped, anxiety,
Form: Limerick