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Pooped Poems - Poems about Pooped


Premium Member Too Pooped to Pop
There's really nothing I can say, I just ran out of ammunition. Please now baby don't go away... So much for amorous ambition. ...

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Categories: pooped, anxiety,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Pooped Putin
In Moscow’s sewers earlier today An urgent plot was hatched without delay On his porcelain throne Up Vlad’s rear flew a drone And blew poor Putin’s butt far away 12/2/22...

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Categories: pooped, humor,
Form: Limerick



Grandpa Pooped His Mouth Again
Grandpa told some more tall stories today. He thinks his memories are true but we all know he was always a self-made liar, kidding all and sundry seven ways to Monday, faking the figures for the giddy and gullible, plagiarizing other peoples experiences and making up whoppers. Some think his rambling tales just adorable, others hope he would not speak at all for gobbledygook...

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Categories: pooped, poetry,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Pooped
p o o p e d laptops workbooks schoolagers out. weekend is here Saturday workday from home a tenuous reader stoops 3/20/2020 stoops - yields, submits...

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Categories: pooped, school,
Form: Tanka
Premium Member Pooped On Peeps
Think I'll go on Jeopardy, I know a bunch of stuff Like who's the first dude to walk a tightrope in the buff Sadly needed a poop And wearing no suit Pooped on the spectators, apologizing was tough...

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Categories: pooped, fun,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Pooped On Peeps
Think I'll go on Jeopardy, I know a bunch of stuff Like who's the first human to walk a tightrope in the buff Sadly needed a poop And wearing no suit Pooped on the spectators, apologizing was tough...

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Categories: pooped, anxiety,
Form: Limerick

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