Paul Andrews Poet Rhyme

A Bird Pooped on my Car

I went for a drive the other day
Quite close to home - not miles away
It wasn’t really that far
And a bird pooped on my car.

It was such a big splash 
Surprised I didn’t crash 
I’ve had the thought now and then 
But I won’t be inviting her out again.

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Alison A Smith August 30, 2026 at 12:02 AM This gave me a great chuckle! The steady rhymes create such a fun, bouncy rhythm that perfectly sets up the hilarious, dramatic conclusion of never taking the car out again. You captured a highly relatable, everyday annoyance with brilliant comedic timing. Thanks for the smile today! Paul Andrews August 30, 2026 at 6:32 PM Thanks for the kind comments, Alison. You do realize I'm talking about a human bird. Cheers, Paul.