Political Humor Poems - Poems about Political Humor

Anointed by God to rule the land Yet brags where he places his molesting hand Let us love one another, all children of God Yet puts proxies before a firing squad The Lord he praised and the Bible he thumped Yet adherents of the Word neither phased nor stumped Turn to God when forgiveness you seek Yet replies NO, never shall I...

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J D Vance has such smoky, smoldering eyes, doesn’t he? The way those baby blues coruscate, as if from the darkness. Are those shadows natural? No, it’s eyeliner, of course, but on a 40-year-old man it’s called guyliner. Any teenage girl will tell you the kohl pencil is the gateway makeup tool for self-definition, if not exactly self-improvement. As an ex-teenage...

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Taylor's pretty swift, a single cat gal with grit A brash gust of fresh air with verve drive and wit Swifties exude grand elation So goes Swift, so goes the nation! Scared of big yeller bullies? Not one damn bit...

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Tonight’s Debate Oyez, oyez six pm pacific time don’t be late! to watch a ninety-minute presidential debate Biden hyped up on Mountain Dew vs the walrus who’s Cu cu ca choo My choice MSNBC the only one I tolerate ...

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Inspired by Bill Baker, A friend in Texas add on's welcome! If The Sneaker Fits I bought blingy gold sneakers with Trump's magic in it A guru with genius, that's how I spin it! But deep down in my guts I think I'm just nuts Another one of those suckers born every minute ...

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Here we are huntin' the son of Joe Biden Hmm, I wonder with whom it is we're siden'? Trump was impeached twice Revenge might be nice Freeze you darn Bidens! Let's see what yer hiden' 11/22/22 FIFTH PLACE The Bidens Poetry Contest Sponsored: Anthony Biaanco...

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I DON’T CUSS I don't cuss; but what th' hail?! Is what I want to say, Political news, the campaign ads, The tweeting birds today. The Schlitz have truly hit the fan! What next will be said or done? Red, White, and Blue is Black and and Purple too, For the bloody fighting of everyone. Oh Got’Damage! It’s getting crazy! No one...

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