The Anointed One
Anointed by God to rule the land
Yet brags where he places his molesting hand
Let us love one another, all children of God
Yet puts proxies before a firing squad
The Lord he praised and the Bible he thumped
Yet adherents of the Word neither phased nor stumped
Turn to God when forgiveness you seek
Yet replies NO, never shall I
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Categories:
political humor, america, analogy, confusion, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
those smoky eyes
J D Vance has such smoky, smoldering eyes, doesn’t he?
The way those baby blues coruscate, as if from the darkness.
Are those shadows natural? No, it’s eyeliner, of course, but on
a 40-year-old man it’s called guyliner.
Any teenage girl will tell you the kohl pencil is the gateway
makeup tool for self-definition, if not exactly self-improvement.
As an ex-teenage
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Categories:
political humor, fashion, humor, men, political,
Form: Free verse
A Swift Endorsement
Taylor's pretty swift, a single cat gal with grit
A brash gust of fresh air with verve drive and wit
Swifties exude grand elation
So goes Swift, so goes the nation!
Scared of big yeller bullies? Not one damn bit
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Categories:
political humor, anger, celebrity, humor, political,
Form: Limerick
Tonight's Debate
Tonight’s Debate
Oyez, oyez six pm pacific time don’t be late!
to watch a ninety-minute presidential debate
Biden hyped up on Mountain Dew
vs the walrus who’s Cu cu ca choo
My choice MSNBC the only one I tolerate
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Categories:
political humor, history, humor, political,
Form: Limerick
If The Sneaker Fits
Inspired by Bill Baker,
A friend in Texas
add on's welcome!
If The Sneaker Fits
I bought blingy gold sneakers with Trump's magic in it
A guru with genius, that's how I spin it!
But deep down in my guts
I think I'm just nuts
Another one of those suckers born every minute
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Categories:
political humor, humorous, political,
Form: Limerick
Huntin' Hunter
Here we are huntin' the son of Joe Biden
Hmm, I wonder with whom it is we're siden'?
Trump was impeached twice
Revenge might be nice
Freeze you darn Bidens! Let's see what yer hiden'
11/22/22
FIFTH PLACE
The Bidens Poetry Contest
Sponsored: Anthony Biaanco
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Categories:
political humor, humor, political,
Form: Limerick
I Don'T Cuss
I DON’T CUSS
I don't cuss; but what th' hail?!
Is what I want to say,
Political news, the campaign ads,
The tweeting birds today.
The Schlitz have truly hit the fan!
What next will be said or done?
Red, White, and Blue is Black and and Purple too,
For the bloody fighting of everyone.
Oh Got’Damage! It’s getting crazy!
No one
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Categories:
political humor, humorous, political,
Form: Rhyme