Humorous Point Out Poems

This year my wife bought us personalised gifts
In order to heal little family rifts
Her sister was flattered and gave her a hug
When she found her...

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INSTRUMENT

        Love is music
       and instrument,
      ...

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Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more miserable and more wet, mate
Rough guts do quake my darling's butt in May	
And shopping cheap...

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Sovrinty’s a grand ole gent,
But sovrinty don’t pay the rent.
I got six kids’ moufs to feed.
Sqeezin’ stones don’t make ‘em bleed.
Theresa gal sure went and...

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The kettle, 
Sits and waits
Liquid state, a click, it's on
AWAKE
Like a dormant volcano ready to erupt, it's ALIVE
Turmoil is brewing.
The countdown has started
Panic-stricken I clear...

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My humans just don’t understand.
I wish I could take them in hand
To tell them to let things just be.
Oh, why won’t they listen to me?

We...

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Prove A Point

How should we have to prove a point?
Put crown on Trump's had and anoint
Then place him on a throne
While walls are bare to...

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You whine, you moan, complain and groan,
on & on, a cyclic whinging drone.
I listen patiently – what a glutton.
But how I wish you had a...

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You call me insensitive,
But I don't believe that's true;
Because, you see,
It's all about me.
It's not about you.

You say your opinion doesn’t matter,
That I’ve no respect...

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Proving a point! An exaggerated ending
I see - I am drawing conclusions
An overstatement! Influential indeed
An extravagant means of spreading viewpoint
Ah! I write - I use...

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