Funny Poems Poems

Scaredy cat

Scaredy cat scaredy cat
She runs away inside,
Halloween is drawing near
And she only wants to hide.

To be a proper witches cat 
She really must aspire,
But...

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Dressed in Halloween disguise 
We battle the pumpkin flies 
Teeth sharp like our nails 
Smiles tell such fake tales 
We seek a mortal blood prize...

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My basset puppy ran off with my essay
She even stole my mail
She cleaned out all the fridge
and wagged her funny tail

She went through all my...

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the llama scribbled a Limerick
the robin wrote a Rhyme
the bittern jotted a Lanterne
the toad penned an Ode

the albatross’ Alliteration
the hippo’s Haiku 
the panther’s Pantoum 
the...

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I have a slip of memory,  
when you casually took the initiative and passed my water bottle to a friend of mine whom I...

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In the study, bright and sunny,
I thought I'd try something funny.
Three minutes, that's all I need I cried,
As I set my timer, pen and paper...

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Please bring in the clowns

bring in the those happy fools

bring in the clowns

bring in the fun times

bring in the witty puns and clever rhymes

I don't...

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Love me like you only have 3 hours to live and I'm 5 hours away
Let your heart listen to my dreams, so you can hear...

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Does not matter what they say..
Poetry is easy but it’s not poetry…
Hallmark cliché is not a poem I am afraid..
You can spot a poet.. By...

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Crossroads in the desert sands swirls,
an orb whirls around as clouds gather,
lightning bolt violet violently twirls,
roads crack with shotgun thunder.

Visage a pearl cascades as she...

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Listening, viewing body language, some will say spy
But I’m just watching people, as life goes by

All sorts of people, young and old
I’m making up stories...

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The cursor blinked as I thought about my response
See in my head it made sense
You get none of the chances of being stabbed in the...

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What if reality is like tightly pulled skin and the nothing is like spherical balls trapped
within its lattice
Is there more something or nothing
What if you...

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He learned so quickly how to not bring sticks and balls back
He seems to think when he puts his head down
there should be a bowl...

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A Poem

a poem can be quite funny 
a poem can be quite sad
some poems are really sensible
while others are quite mad

some are rather silly
designed to...

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