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Plunger Poems - Poems about Plunger


Plunger
Plunger The plunger fell downstairs and her neck snapped off. I use her thin body to ward off wandering wavelengths. ...

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Categories: plunger, humor,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member The Don'T Post That Devil May Care Mood Aka Plunger
Just spied a plunger And remembered when I first discovered unblocking a sink for myself Absolute magic wand stuff Take all that misery of slow draining water Visual display of the days your head tells you all the mean stuff and forces you to look at it Then... I'm gonna say it Hey Presto! And it's gone Spiralled away with flourish In a...

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Categories: plunger, anxiety,
Form: Free verse



Futile Effort To Plunger the Clogged Kitchen Sink
Futile effort to plunger the clogged kitchen sink... courtesy malfunctioning garbage disposal which won't be removed by onsite maintenance man UNTIL/UNLESS fruit fly excreta wiped off (impossible to access) areas along bathroom and kitchen walls so communicated "the warden." Thus we (yours truly and his missus) subjected to inhale putrid, offal, and noxious smelling stagnant water until every streak telltale sign regarding Drosophila melanogaster exuded excretory evidence vanishes without...

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Categories: plunger, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Do Old People Need a Plunger
Age is just a number, in my case, a dirty big number As a young'un, thought old people needed a plunger To keep things moving In spite of the snoozing Long as we're still able to jump out of our jumper...

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Categories: plunger, age,
Form: Limerick
Pacified Plunger
Pacified Plunger (Image 3) Suck it up Hype ...

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Categories: plunger, addiction, health, sick,
Form: Didactic



Armed With a Plunger
armed with a plunger he stares down into the toilet bowl, as the waste he’s just expelled captivates him & a whole swirl of ideas comes flooding like a parade of pummeling tropical storms tearing at the shore--- that all this was inside him & now its not, that all the nutrients the body found no use for are being flooded down & out of their own accord, that it all...

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Categories: plunger, life,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Ode To the Toilet Plunger
With your red rubber cup that makes suction. You have come in handy many a day, when there has been a flushing obstruction. I think you deserve hazard pay. You've saved toys, an unfortunate cell phone or two. Then there is always the times your needed, when we are visited by You-know-Who (pweh). So your...

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Categories: plunger, funny, me,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Ode To the Toilet Plunger
With your red rubber cup that makes suction. You have come in handy many a day, when there has been a flushing obstruction. I think you deserve hazard pay. You've saved toys, an unfortunate cell phone or two. Then there is always the times your needed, when we are visited by You-know-Who (pweh). So your...

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Categories: plunger, funny
Form: Light Verse

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