Plunger Poems - Poems about Plunger

...Detailing delicate defecation debacle Otherwise wordily titled: pooped out after pouring bucketfuls of water into place of ablutions all the while skipping to my loo umpteen times courtesy ba......Read the rest...

...Just spied a plunger And remembered when I first discovered unblocking a sink for myself Absolute magic wand stuff Take all that misery of slow draining water Visual display of the days your head......Read the rest...

...We have some breaking news, straight from the U.S.A., her citizens had a meeting and here’s what they had to say. We’ll send old Joe to the nursing home and turn off Trump’s remote, and as for the......Read the rest...

...Oh broom I could not do without With so many uses more than clean a room Lacking praise for versatility no doubt Here is my ode to you, wonderful broom When tidying needs to be a bit more fun Yo......Read the rest...

...I lay in my bed. Thoughts come in waves. When will it end? The Dragon slain. No amount of time. No person, no thing. Can change the fate, That the needle brings. Sights of Orange, Deligh......Read the rest...

...The General is a bit of an authoritarian. He says, Breathe! And you say, how much? Twilight is much more chill; she just says, “See you ‘round!” But then you’re bouncing along to a happy tune, an......Read the rest...

...Fraught With IBS Irritable Bowel Syndrome... today – late morning of November 4th 2022 sudden onset experienced whereby whooshing waste naturally flushed out ala mine body electric performed co......Read the rest...

...otherwise wordily titled: pooped out after pouring bucketfuls of water into place of ablutions all the while skipping to my loo umpteen times courtesy bathtub faucet turned toward hot temperatu......Read the rest...

...eating an apple the only language i know now eating an orange the only language i know now eating a banana the yuckiest inevitable change i am continuing to make eating a salad it is sad and ......Read the rest...

...“he astringed a vein in the loquacious tongue - triggered plunger syringe needle and zaz...- now see how this psychedelia is fleeting and the silent world that in rainbows dissolves” when and ......Read the rest...

...Defecation clogged toilet bowl... courtesy prescription laxative AMITIZA and found (me) zee papa pooped out, thus embarrassing communiqué I post, a reasonably rhyming poetic shout to air griev......Read the rest...

...[What should one do in the face of startling negligence, disguised as incompetence? I know… replace your ink with vengeance and write blood curdling verses. What should one do if Jail isn’t on yo......Read the rest...

... I’m a special plumber and I get the strangest requests… Heaven called for toilet overflows, This is real, not a game of chess. You see, I’m also an angel with keys to the pearly gat......Read the rest...

...Futile effort to plunger the clogged kitchen sink... courtesy malfunctioning garbage disposal which won't be removed by onsite maintenance man UNTIL/UNLESS fruit fly excreta wiped off (impos......Read the rest...

...the illness clung like poison ivy to the foundations of her resolve poisoning hornets injected her wings and she was stung into arrest Maria did not know what was worse the cancer or the failed......Read the rest...