Plunger
The plunger fell downstairs and
her neck snapped off. I use her thin body to
ward off
wandering
wavelengths.
Categories:
plunger, humor,
Form: Free verse
Age is just a number, in my case, a dirty big number
As a young'un, thought old people needed a plunger
To keep things moving
In spite of the snoozing
Long as we're still able to jump out of our jumper
Categories:
plunger, age,
Form: Limerick
Pacified Plunger (Image 3)
Suck it up Hype
Pacify your need
The Needle
Pacify your greed
Point taken
Give me my Binky
The nipple of thirst
Diluted Water
Dehydrated Curse
Entered Skin
Slowly back out
Deep breathe allowed
Motionless Mannequin
Addictions crowd
Death Feeds
Suck it up again
Pacify your need
Never-ending Needle
Pinpricked Bleed
Stop! Please Stop!
04/07/2016
Categories:
plunger, addiction, health, sick,
Form: Didactic
With your red rubber cup that makes suction.
You have come in handy many a day,
when there has been a flushing obstruction.
I think you deserve hazard pay.
You've saved toys, an unfortunate cell phone or two.
Then there is always the times your needed,
when we are visited by You-know-Who (pweh).
So your heroics bears being repeated.
Your sacrifice it knows no bounds,
entering murky waters, stopping floods.
Or pulling to surface the items you found.
Now aren't you glad you don't have taste buds?
Some seem to see you as just an extractor.
Yet in movies, your comic timing is beyond belief,
when your stuck on the face of a leading actor.
That you didn't quit your day job is a great relief.
Though everyone knows you on sight so well,
To be an unsung hero, seems to be your lot in life.
Taken out and plunged into porcelain hell,
Where only you would dare to dive.
So Plunger, Oh Toilet Plunger,
as we kneel here before the throne.
Let us sing out your praises,
well, maybe after we can stop these groans.
For the contest; Make Me laugh..Make me Giggle
Sponsored by Tracie ~*~ Indigo dream Weaver
Placement: 1st
Categories:
plunger, funny, me,
Form: Light Verse
With your red rubber cup that makes suction.
You have come in handy many a day,
when there has been a flushing obstruction.
I think you deserve hazard pay.
You've saved toys, an unfortunate cell phone or two.
Then there is always the times your needed,
when we are visited by You-know-Who (pweh).
So your heroics bears being repeated.
Your sacrifice it knows no bounds,
entering murky waters, stopping floods.
Or pulling to surface the items you found.
Now aren't you glad you don't have taste buds?
Some seem to see you as just an extractor.
Yet in movies, your comic timing is beyond belief,
when your stuck on the face of a leading actor.
That you didn't quit your day job is a great relief.
Though everyone knows you on sight so well,
To be an unsung hero, seems to be your lot in life.
Taken out and plunged into porcelain hell,
Where only you would dare to dive.
So Plunger, Oh Toilet Plunger,
as we kneel here before the throne.
Let us sing out your praises,
well, maybe after we can stop these groans.
Entered in the contest: 2nd chance
Placement: 10th
Categories:
plunger, funny
Form: Light Verse