Plumbing Poems - Poems about Plumbing

...pounding grinding drilling sawdust plumbing scraps empty boxes strewn from bedroom to bathroom and everywhere in between ... a miner's shanty once propped up on timbers with no firm......Read the rest...

...I didn't know what to do when I left school, But I thought I would become a plumber, wouldn't that be cool. Most of the work is inside I thought, But I should have looked closer, I really ought.......Read the rest...

...In our hands, what have, we have, that governments cannot take. In our hands, what can, we make, that no-one can steal or break. In our hands, we have, what others may not. In our hands, is wha......Read the rest...

...The old house, built in 1895, was the best of weathered antiques having hugged North Rogers Street from days of horses to days of horse-powered engines, and now to electric cars. As the story goes, ......Read the rest...

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...Fringe benefits (a plug) for perks (yo man) living at 2 highland manor drive Expanse of green acres draped like a petticoat when ye arrive birds of a feather flock together and bees gather coll......Read the rest...

...'Twas so hot that I shivered My lips so dry they quivered Salty tears clouded my eyes my plumbing bowdlerized......Read the rest...

...I’m sorry if this poem’s a little late today…it’s not that I had trouble with the rhyme but now that we’re in North Carolina we have switched to mountain time. It’s not that we no longer care…or ......Read the rest...

...Who was it who said Housework prolongs your life? Surely they jest! They can go take a hike I've collapsed on the couch From just the mere thought After leaving it it far longer Than I r......Read the rest...

...Life is hard! The college coed said. The finals were horrible, agreed her pal, Ned. They signed up to go to a third world country for “fun”. Chosen as number thirty, and thirty-one. The plane r......Read the rest...

...The plumbing here is atrocious With clattering so ferocious It spits and splats, like angry cats And can also; be quite precocious Just a tiddle, as with its handle i fiddle Gazing into its in......Read the rest...

...I called a handyman whose name was Mack For fixing plumbing, he had quite a knack Mack became quite renown Cuz each time he bent down Fully exposed was his nasty butt crack! November......Read the rest...

...Twice told toilet tale – a cheeky execrable gross fable which poetic product best be affixed with hashtag STINKY label. As a young whippersnapper and one precocious lad to boot, I discovere......Read the rest...

...Want effective and long-lasting house plumbing? Here are few examples of the most excellent pipes for house plumbings that will last forever. The most reliable pipes for house plumbing are ones th......Read the rest...

...The tiny creature swam up through my plumbing pipes. She was teenier than a real rodent, much smaller. Not lady bug petite, but teensy, grasshopper-size. She had wings but they were black, not gos......Read the rest...