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Plumbing Poems - Poems about Plumbing


Plumbing
Excellence in plumbing leaves me numb Mastery in apprenticeship of thumbs A Dearth of splash guards Replaced with glass shards Invites me to leave instead of come ...

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Categories: plumbing, water, work,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Leaky Plumbing
I thought I had shut off the leak: the drip, both lethargic and weak. Once parched dry from thirst, the pipes have now burst, and the muse has decided to speak....

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Categories: plumbing, muse,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Sally's Plumbing Was Hot
Palindrome Limerick Poetry Contest Sponsor-Joseph May Sally's face turns REDDER when she drinks rum She DID drink more and more and now feels numb From NOON to night she was lit Now MADAM fruity a bit The booze LEVEL left her face a red plumb...

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Categories: plumbing, drink, fruit,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Full Flow
The plumbing here is atrocious With clattering so ferocious It spits and splats, like angry cats And can also; be quite precocious Just a tiddle, as with its handle i fiddle Gazing into its innards, only a dribble! I peer so intent, on my knees in a dent! As concrete makes; pain so complete. Wow, I lurch without perch and numb feet In I...

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Categories: plumbing, funny,
Form: Rhyme
The Most Excellent Pipes For House Plumbing
Want effective and long-lasting house plumbing? Here are few examples of the most excellent pipes for house plumbings that will last forever. The most reliable pipes for house plumbing are ones that will persist for a long time, as well as efficiently do the job. ABS pipes are the most reliable drainage pipes but PVC is most...

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Categories: plumbing, abuse, allah, anti bullying,
Form: Footle



Premium Member Old Plumbing
Fido was a little doggy Who's brain was getting old and foggy He frequently forgot Where he had marked the spot Everywhere he looked was soggy...

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Categories: plumbing, 10th grade,
Form: Limerick
Plumbing
my spigot is dripping slide on an O ring to tighten the fixture...

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Categories: plumbing, muse,
Form: I do not know?
Plumbing
I've been turning all the valves, trying to release the pressure. Cursing the design- the creator. Because the pressure is too much to take. Pipes rattle, gauges crack, and I laugh rather than cry; The water has nowhere to go. My hands are bleeding. Paper towels and duct tape are my salvation. And, yet. The crimson seeps through,...

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Categories: plumbing, dedication, deep, imagery, introspection,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Plumbing Life's Mysterious Ways
Plumbing Life's Mysterious Ways I. I've sent my arrows flying in deep life and heartache rivers ran dry no more this agony stones for pillows blessings lost then re-found dreams that excite left my home town dark caverns...

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Categories: plumbing, adventure, allegory, allusion, angst,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member He Knows How To Fix Ladies Plumbing
When shopping I espied my plumber I’d dallied with him in the summer We’d meet round the block I’ve seen his ballcock He ditched me, I couldn’t be glummer He’s laying pipe with my friend Mary I advised her she should be wary Because I do not think He’ll be fixing her sink But bonking her down in the dairy 2/23/19 ...

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Categories: plumbing, humorous, jobs, lust,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Plumbing the Depths
Odi vulgus profanum et arceo The common mob I have no wish to know "I strove with none for none was worth my strife" Coriolanus to the mob refused to surrender his life Seething with emotion our vulgar hordes bray In matters where cool reason should hold sway Spineless politicians give in to their senseless crap And dress in fine...

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Categories: plumbing, anger, horror,
Form: Rhyme
My Words Need Plumbing
Lord, sometimes My words Need plumbing To flush out and restore The sweet residue of my faith...

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Categories: plumbing, inspirational
Form: Free verse
A Plumbing Nightmare
A rusty faucet leaks clear blood upon the metal soil of the old sink. The endless rush of the harsh flood gives the thirsty drains a spiked drink. The plumbing's veins are stained with rust, a disease ignited by the curse of time. Silent pipes collect wayward dust, frosting the mold's creeping crime. The steady drip haunts human ears, as blood red eyes close...

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Categories: plumbing, introspection, life, social,
Form: Rhyme

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