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Plumbing

Excellence in plumbing leaves me numb
Mastery in apprenticeship of thumbs
A Dearth of splash guards
Replaced with glass shards
Invites me to leave instead of come

Categories: plumbing, water, work,
Form: Limerick

Leaky Plumbing

I thought I had shut off the leak:
the drip, both lethargic and weak.
Once parched dry from thirst,
the pipes have now burst,
and the muse has decided to speak.

Categories: plumbing, muse,
Form: Limerick

Sally's Plumbing Was Hot

Palindrome Limerick Poetry Contest
Sponsor-Joseph May


Sally's face turns REDDER when she drinks rum
She DID drink more and more and now feels numb
From NOON to night she was lit
Now MADAM fruity a bit
The booze LEVEL left her face a red plumb

Categories: plumbing, drink, fruit,
Form: Limerick

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Full Flow

The plumbing here is atrocious
With clattering so ferocious
It spits and splats, like angry cats
And can also; be quite precocious

Just a tiddle, as with its handle i fiddle
Gazing into its innards, only a dribble!
I peer so intent, on my knees in a dent!
As concrete makes; pain so complete.

Wow, I lurch without perch and numb feet
In I

Categories: plumbing, funny,
Form: Rhyme

The Most Excellent Pipes For House Plumbing

Want effective and long-lasting house plumbing? Here are few examples of the most excellent pipes for house plumbings that will last forever.

The most reliable pipes for house plumbing are ones that will persist for a long time, as well as efficiently do the job.

ABS pipes are the most reliable drainage pipes but PVC is most

Categories: plumbing, abuse, allah, anti bullying,
Form: Footle

Old Plumbing

Fido was a little doggy
Who's brain was getting old and foggy
He frequently forgot
Where he had marked the spot
Everywhere he looked was soggy

Categories: plumbing, 10th grade,
Form: Limerick

Plumbing

my spigot
is dripping

slide on an
O ring to

tighten 
the fixture

Categories: plumbing, muse,
Form: I do not know?

Plumbing

I've been turning all the valves,
trying to release the pressure. 
Cursing the design- the creator. 
Because the pressure is too much to take. 
Pipes rattle, gauges crack, and I laugh
rather than cry; The water has nowhere to go. 
My hands are bleeding.
Paper towels and duct tape are my salvation. 
And, yet. The crimson seeps through,

Categories: plumbing, dedication, deep, imagery, introspection,
Form: Free verse

Plumbing Life's Mysterious Ways

Plumbing Life's Mysterious Ways
           
I.

I've sent my arrows   flying in deep
life and heartache    rivers ran dry
no more this agony   stones for pillows
blessings lost then   re-found dreams that excite
left my home town    dark caverns

Categories: plumbing, adventure, allegory, allusion, angst,
Form: Free verse

He Knows How To Fix Ladies Plumbing

When shopping I espied my plumber 
I’d dallied with him in the summer
We’d meet round the block
I’ve seen his ballcock
He ditched me, I couldn’t be glummer

He’s laying pipe with my friend Mary
I advised her she should be wary
Because I do not think
He’ll be fixing her sink
But bonking her down in the dairy

2/23/19

Categories: plumbing, humorous, jobs, lust,
Form: Limerick

Plumbing the Depths

Odi vulgus profanum et arceo
The common mob I have no wish to know
"I strove with none for none was worth my strife"
Coriolanus to the mob   refused to surrender his life

Seething with emotion our vulgar hordes bray
In matters where cool reason should hold sway
Spineless politicians give in to their senseless crap
And dress in fine

Categories: plumbing, anger, horror,
Form: Rhyme

My Words Need Plumbing

Lord, sometimes
My words 
Need plumbing 
To flush out and restore 
The sweet residue of my faith

Categories: plumbing, inspirational
Form: Free verse

A Plumbing Nightmare

A rusty faucet leaks clear blood
upon the metal soil of the old sink.
The endless rush of the harsh flood
gives the thirsty drains a spiked drink.

The plumbing's veins are stained with rust,
a disease ignited by the curse of time.
Silent pipes collect wayward dust,
frosting the mold's creeping crime.

The steady drip haunts human ears,
as blood red eyes close

Categories: plumbing, introspection, life, social,
Form: Rhyme