Pituitary Poems

By 12

...By 12

By 12 I was
fully grown. My height was 
the envy of 
the short arses in 
my classes. I wasn’t a 
porker like 
some ... I was 
spared fat jokes. My level of 
pituitary activity was, w...

At 8

...At 8

At 8 I’d the 
most remarkable 
growth gush. The baby oak trees were 
in awe of 
my height and weight. I indulged in 
that and 
indulged in
towering over, intimidating, anything smaller...

My last words for my cat

...My cat is so beautiful, 
So saintly it appears, 
Yet selfishness reached her bones 

Sacrifices are made, 
And she doesn't realize, 
And sweat lost means nothing, to her

Greed replaced her h...

T-Rex

...T-Rex, T-Rump both have small hands
and small pituitary glands.
In waving arms, you thought he did
an imitation of a kid
who had a disability,
But he’s a Rex, down to a T.
With stunted emotiona...

Hope

...The man wondered, "What is hope?"
Metacognition defined, it's nothing but a dope.
The heart objected to the proposition.
And told it's an ambiguous anticipation.
The prefrontal cortex made the re...

Alice Assaulted An Antelope

...Amazingly, Alice assaulted an antelope
Because Bobby’s beavers became bold,
Considering cantilevered canines
Deliberately devastating donor’s doled.

Evelyn entirely excited electric eels
Faili...

Colonization of the Imagination

...COLONIZATION 
OF THE IMAGINATION
SPREADING ACROSS 
THIS WORLD'S GREAT NATION.

IMAGINE A WORLD 
WITHOUT ANY QUESTIONS.
YOU DO AS YOUR TOLD
BECAUSE OF SUGGESTIONS

NO FREEDOM OF THOUGHT
NO ...

Woe To the Lust Nemesis

...Woe to you Lust
Nemesis of men whose conscience you manipulate and ensnare
Reducing their pituitary gland to impotent dust
Singing their future and dignity with no iota of care 

To plunge King ...

Telling You No Lie

...Prism
multi, colored
infinity, internally, spinning
Located in the pituitary gland
masterly, universally, implanted
seeing, freeing
prison...

Prey

...Forgive. Forgive. 
Father, please do the forgiving for me.
I am unable.
Father please forgive on my behalf,
that I too may be forgiven by You.

Forgive. That is my escape. I grasp for it.
I mi...

The Ocotillo Invasion

...Utah cringes as hacked Ocotillo turn carnivorous,
spitting psychoactive pollen into the atmosphere,
dusting entire subdivisions.

The victims wander,
searching eagerly for where sunlight is stro...

Yoga In Poem a Novel Approach Step 6

...Yoga in Poem A Novel Approach Step 6

Brahmari Pranayama or Humming Bee Breath

IMP. NOTE: Temporarily I am stopping new episodes 
of Yoga in Poem due to personal reasons and will try 
to re...

Pump Em Full of Roids

...pump em’ full of roids 

don’t give a *****about baseball,
don’t care about basketball,
could give a **** about football,
could give a piss about the Olympics
& i wouldn’t watch the Tour de France if...

The Cock Fight

...two very masculine men 
in the middle of their showdown
as to gain the affection from
one very feminine woman
as to gain all the pleasures that come
with asserting the dominance in
the animal kingdom...

First Man

...First man
      This first man was possessed of a body in which,
      the soul functioned easily than does, today’s the *****,  
The third eye we know today, 
pituitary body was childs play,...

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