Best Pituitary Poems

Amazingly, Alice assaulted an antelope
Because Bobby’s beavers became bold,
Considering cantilevered canines
Deliberately devastating donor’s doled.

Evelyn entirely excited electric eels
Failing forlornly from forward fencing,
Gaining ground gathering genuine gold
Her happiness heralded high financing.

I indicated initially incapable innocents
Justifying joyous juxtaposition jousting
Keeping kind Kenneth’s kindreds knit
Losing language like legally lost...

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Yoga in Poem A Novel Approach Step 6

Brahmari Pranayama or Humming Bee Breath

IMP. NOTE: Temporarily I am stopping new episodes 
of Yoga in Poem due to personal reasons and will try 
to restart Yoga in Poem at a later date…



How to do Brahmari Humming Bee...

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Prism
multi, colored
infinity, internally, spinning
Located in the pituitary gland
masterly, universally, implanted
seeing, freeing
prison...

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Utah cringes as hacked Ocotillo turn carnivorous,
spitting psychoactive pollen into the atmosphere,
dusting entire subdivisions.

The victims wander,
searching eagerly for where sunlight is strongest.
A part of their backbrain
gets tickled by the sun
at an angle our old pituitary glands
have relearned to sense.

There have been reports that
the vision of...

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pump em’ full of roids 

don’t give a *****about baseball,
don’t care about basketball,
could give a **** about football,
could give a piss about the Olympics
& i wouldn’t watch the Tour de France if 
you paid me,
but i know one thing---
if i was one of these schmucks...

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COLONIZATION 
OF THE IMAGINATION
SPREADING ACROSS 
THIS WORLD'S GREAT NATION.

IMAGINE A WORLD 
WITHOUT ANY QUESTIONS.
YOU DO AS YOUR TOLD
BECAUSE OF SUGGESTIONS

NO FREEDOM OF THOUGHT
NO RIGHTS TO THINK.
CONTROL OF YOUR MIND
JUST LOST IN A BLINK.

ELIMINATION 
OF THE IMAGINATION.
BETTER KNOWN 
AS DEHUMANIZATION.

THE STORY OF SOCRATES
HOW HE MET HIS...

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i may call it a leaflet 
i may call it a handbill
 
but don’t you notice 
a large number of gossips 
is natant in the air 

do you admit that the fuming heart 
that’s  glorifying the plate 
should be made a must-read 
for any...

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Forgive. Forgive. 
Father, please do the forgiving for me.
I am unable.
Father please forgive on my behalf,
that I too may be forgiven by You.

Forgive. That is my escape. I grasp for it.
I miss.

A human did this to me. A human, I thought. 
No, I did this...

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T-Rex, T-Rump both have small hands
and small pituitary glands.
In waving arms, you thought he did
an imitation of a kid
who had a disability,
But he’s a Rex, down to a T.
With stunted emotional growth,
he mocks, insults, and waves them both.
And now DeSanctimonious...
the best this has-been can give...

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First man
      This first man was possessed of a body in which,
      the soul functioned easily than does, today’s the *****,  
The third eye we know today, 
pituitary body was childs play,

  ...

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A few weeks ago, about 9:00 AM
My head started aching; loss my vigor & vim
It’s didn’t let up; just got more intense
At midnight to the hospital I went

In the ER and seeking some relief
Had to just wait as the cause they did seek
While they did...

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Woe to you Lust
Nemesis of men whose conscience you manipulate and ensnare
Reducing their pituitary gland to impotent dust
Singing their future and dignity with no iota of care 

To plunge King David to his downfall
Steal from King Solomon wisdom
Hurtling mighty Samson into a spectacular free fall
And...

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The Astonishing Robert Wadlow

By Elton Camp

At Robert’s birth, his family smiled
As they welcome an 8.5 pound child

But soon any real normalcy was gone
His pituitary made too much hormone

Doctors of the time couldn’t do a thing
So an acceleration in growth it did bring

At eight years old,...

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The man wondered, "What is hope?"
Metacognition defined, it's nothing but a dope.
The heart objected to the proposition.
And told it's an ambiguous anticipation.
The prefrontal cortex made the reasoning disentwine.
And equated hope with the level of dopamine.
The enterochromaffin cells rejected the cortical rationality.
And signified serotonin's vitality.
Posterior pituitary...

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two very masculine men 
in the middle of their showdown
as to gain the affection from
one very feminine woman
as to gain all the pleasures that come
with asserting the dominance in
the animal kingdom
wanted to show the world who had the
biggest ***** &
as the “morals” of the 21st...

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