Long Pituitary Poems

Yoga in Poem A Novel Approach Step 6

Brahmari Pranayama or Humming Bee Breath

IMP. NOTE: Temporarily I am stopping new episodes 
of Yoga in Poem due to personal reasons and will try 
to restart Yoga in...

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A few weeks ago, about 9:00 AM
My head started aching; loss my vigor & vim
It’s didn’t let up; just got more intense
At midnight to the hospital I went

In the ER and seeking some relief
Had to...

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Utah cringes as hacked Ocotillo turn carnivorous,
spitting psychoactive pollen into the atmosphere,
dusting entire subdivisions.

The victims wander,
searching eagerly for where sunlight is strongest.
A part of their backbrain
gets tickled by the sun
at an angle our old pituitary...

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At 8

At 8 I’d the 
most remarkable 
growth gush. The baby oak trees were 
in awe of 
my height and weight. I indulged in 
that and 
indulged in
towering over, intimidating, anything smaller than 
I was....

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Forgive. Forgive. 
Father, please do the forgiving for me.
I am unable.
Father please forgive on my behalf,
that I too may be forgiven by You.

Forgive. That is my escape. I grasp for it.
I miss.

A human did this...

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two very masculine men 
in the middle of their showdown
as to gain the affection from
one very feminine woman
as to gain all the pleasures that come
with asserting the dominance in
the animal kingdom
wanted to show the world...

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By 12

By 12 I was
fully grown. My height was 
the envy of 
the short arses in 
my classes. I wasn’t a 
porker like 
some ... I was 
spared fat jokes. My level of 
pituitary activity...

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Woe to you Lust
Nemesis of men whose conscience you manipulate and ensnare
Reducing their pituitary gland to impotent dust
Singing their future and dignity with no iota of care 

To plunge King David to his downfall
Steal from...

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Amazingly, Alice assaulted an antelope
Because Bobby’s beavers became bold,
Considering cantilevered canines
Deliberately devastating donor’s doled.

Evelyn entirely excited electric eels
Failing forlornly from forward fencing,
Gaining ground gathering genuine gold
Her happiness heralded high financing.

I indicated initially incapable innocents
Justifying joyous...

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pump em’ full of roids 

don’t give a *****about baseball,
don’t care about basketball,
could give a **** about football,
could give a piss about the Olympics
& i wouldn’t watch the Tour de France if 
you paid me,
but...

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COLONIZATION 
OF THE IMAGINATION
SPREADING ACROSS 
THIS WORLD'S GREAT NATION.

IMAGINE A WORLD 
WITHOUT ANY QUESTIONS.
YOU DO AS YOUR TOLD
BECAUSE OF SUGGESTIONS

NO FREEDOM OF THOUGHT
NO RIGHTS TO THINK.
CONTROL OF YOUR MIND
JUST LOST IN A BLINK.

ELIMINATION 
OF THE...

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The Astonishing Robert Wadlow

By Elton Camp

At Robert’s birth, his family smiled
As they welcome an 8.5 pound child

But soon any real normalcy was gone
His pituitary made too much hormone

Doctors of the time couldn’t do a thing
So...

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i may call it a leaflet 
i may call it a handbill
 
but don’t you notice 
a large number of gossips 
is natant in the air 

do you admit that the fuming heart 
that’s ...

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First man
      This first man was possessed of a body in which,
      the soul functioned easily than does, today’s the bitch,  
The third eye...

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The man wondered, "What is hope?"
Metacognition defined, it's nothing but a dope.
The heart objected to the proposition.
And told it's an ambiguous anticipation.
The prefrontal cortex made the reasoning disentwine.
And equated hope with the level of dopamine.
The...

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My cat is so beautiful, 
So saintly it appears, 
Yet selfishness reached her bones 

Sacrifices are made, 
And she doesn't realize, 
And sweat lost means nothing, to her

Greed replaced her heart, 
And her hypocrisy is...

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