The Cock Fight

two very masculine men in the middle of their showdown as to gain the affection from one very feminine woman as to gain all the pleasures that come with asserting the dominance in the animal kingdom wanted to show the world who had the biggest ***** & as the “morals” of the 21st don’t allow for such masculine men to just whip em’ out in the middle of a public place so as to let the lady see what she had in store (as if she had any interest whatsoever in either one of these pituitary cases), they did so the customary way by getting in their big 4x4’s & vrooming up their engines, whilst vrooming, they of course had to start pumping their stereos & whilst pumping their stereos, they of course had to start yelling out the window at the beauty all their stats, that is, how much they made in a year, where they lived, what property they owned, where they saw themselves in 5 years, if they wanted children, what life they figured that they could provide for a family, how big the rock would be for her, how good the sex would be for her & of course, where they could go & what they could do in those years after the kids had grown up & moved off, with all the money that they had accrued over the years.