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Damn Bad Reputation Counts 500 Plus Paw Whet Tick Stints

...Damn bad reputation counts 500 plus paw whet tick stints

The following fictitious poetic vignette attempts a feeble tale of one ordinary day in life of anonymous miscreant.

"I don't give a damn...

Categories: pisser, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse

Puke Fart Walk

...Squeeze your cheeks and nary speak.
Never you squeak and squawk.
There be a wee more yards to make,
As you take your puke fart walk.

What wild plan that sounded grand,
Has landed you in this s...

Categories: pisser, fun, future,
Form: Light Verse

American Lust

...American Lust
Rosewood
Black Hills
Wounded Knee
Chinese Massacre of 1871
Bloody Monday
The last black man shot
The first cop acquitted 
The Chicago kid
that said "I'm wit' it"
The burnt fla...

Categories: pisser, america, anti bullying, military,
Form: Free verse

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

She's Wet - Viii Continuation

...SHE'S WET - VIII

At times I wonder why I miss her
and the times I use to kiss her
her dentures were always set
but her pants were always wet
I must admit she was a pisser


John G. Lawless
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Categories: pisser, humor, romantic,
Form: Limerick

Piss Ant

...Little munchkin dweeb
                                                  He whines all the time
                                                               about:
                               ...

Categories: pisser, allegory, angst, life, parody,
Form: I do not know?