The Fans view Bless you Jaddu
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In Test cricket…we talk quite a bit about the assumption to be a hit…need gumption and grit…another platitude about the right attitude at any latitude…selectors gratitude for vigour..rigour..fortit...
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Categories:
pipped, sports,
Form: Rhyme
Gone Fishing
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Despairing seafaring..can be
Lore of days of yore
Glories or gory
Bold stories told
Foreshore folklore
Hemingway’s…Old
Man and the Sea
Smiles..feeling chipper
Like a wee...
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Categories:
pipped, fishing,
Form: Rhyme
Champagne reign of Shane
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It’s been 3 years since the low blow of nadirs
As we said hooroo to you..goodbye to our top guy
Still feeling...reeling from the pain
Of all the polished veneers of careers
Which is th...
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Categories:
pipped, sports,
Form: Rhyme
More Pickles Than One
...For ten months now I’ve brooded over coming second place
in the pickle section deeming, it no less than a disgrace.
It was written plain and simple, so there can be no excuse,
that the pickles in ...
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Categories:
pipped, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Indigestion
...It started with an apple in paradise or was it a date they consumed
Had they kept their clothes off laundry day would have been easier
The smell of seduction and no fake news
Honestly who c...
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Categories:
pipped, conflict, corruption, food,
Form: Free verse
My Acceptance Speech
...JEEZ LOUISE I DIN'T THINK I'D WIN, I HAVEN'T GOT A THING WRITTEN ON PAPE
OH WAIT, I THINK I HAVE A FEW SQUARES OF TOILET PAPER IN MY SOCKY-NICK
YUP ! HERE IT GOES LADIES AND GERMS.
'I WISH TO ...
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Categories:
pipped, future, inspirational,
Form: Free verse
A Rattling Rhyme
...SHE’s COMING AGAIN!
There’s a chill in the air
There’s a word on the street
Be afraid have a care
Put the children to sleep
She was gone, bells were tolled
But the body’s not cold
For she’s...
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Categories:
pipped, political,
Form: Rhyme
A Burning Seed
...“A Burning Seed”
Surrounded by love, By I still cant move.
My vinyl is spinning, Without the needle in the groove.
My thoughts and passions burn without a chance of escape,
Overwhelmed wi...
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Categories:
pipped, father, feelings, parents, sad,
Form: Rhyme
Oxygen Tent
...May the Lord please circumvent.
My new abode, an oxygen tent.
Of course, I won't pay any rent.
Illusions going heaven sent.
Manifest a daily toast.
Inhaling just a legal dose.
Believing its jus...
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Categories:
pipped, humor,
Form: I do not know?
Hail-Fellow-Well-Met
...Hail-fellow-well-met had hair of the dogs
A little pipped up to scare off the fogs
A sip and a trip
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Categories:
pipped, fun, nonsense,
Form: Limerick
The Giro's Run Out Again
...Sixty measly quid
To last me a whole week
A victim of Broken Britain
My misery’s at its peak
Stripped of my dignity
Powers on the wane
Surviving on frozen fish fingers
The giro’s run out again
Thr...
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Categories:
pipped, angst, confusion, life, on
Form: Verse
Peter's Party
...Peter put up potted plants on paths and patted himself
Pasted posters on pitted parts where people paid to pee
Praised and panned , through pleas and plans, pots and pans he banned
Pipped at t...
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Categories:
pipped, funny,
Form: Alliteration