My Acceptance Speech

JEEZ LOUISE I DIN'T THINK I'D WIN, I HAVEN'T GOT A THING WRITTEN ON PAPE OH WAIT, I THINK I HAVE A FEW SQUARES OF TOILET PAPER IN MY SOCKY-NICK YUP ! HERE IT GOES LADIES AND GERMS. 'I WISH TO THANK ALL MY FAMILY MEMBERS AND MY POETRY SOUP FACULTY FOR THEIR LOYAL READS AND BRAVO ,BRAVO, GIVE ME MORE, PLEADS... I WISH TO THANK MY ORGANIST WHO PLAYED WHILE I PIPPED OUT IN PRIDE MY VIOLINIST AS HE HELD MY LITTLE BOW IN PLACE AS I SANG POOR ME MY DJ CARLOS CUZ HE ALWAYS KEPT ME HAPPY AS I SANG THE OLD SONG I WISH TO THANK MY EYELASH TINTER, MY HAIRDRESSER AND MY COVEN OF WITCHES. WITHOUT THEIR BROOMSTICK POWER I'D BE STILL IN A COWER JEEZE PELEASE NO CLAPS TODAY, IT MAY WRINKLE MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR. OH AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST I'D LIKE TO THANK ARTHUR VASO FOR STARTING THIS FIASCO. HE IS THE MAN, FOR THE HUUPA HOORA TOORA TOORA LI SONG WE ARE POETS WE ARE STRONG. I SHOULD KNOW CUZ WHEN IT COMES TO HUMOR, MY MY HE IS "KING" OK NOW, ONTO REAL POETRY !!! FROM YOUR BELOVED PIXIE XOXO