My Acceptance Speech

JEEZ LOUISE I DIN'T THINK I'D WIN, I HAVEN'T GOT A THING WRITTEN ON PAPE 
OH WAIT, I THINK I HAVE A FEW SQUARES OF TOILET PAPER IN MY SOCKY-NICK 
YUP ! HERE IT GOES LADIES AND GERMS.  
'I WISH TO THANK ALL MY FAMILY MEMBERS AND MY POETRY SOUP FACULTY 
FOR THEIR LOYAL READS AND BRAVO ,BRAVO, GIVE ME MORE, PLEADS...
I WISH TO THANK MY ORGANIST WHO PLAYED WHILE I PIPPED OUT IN PRIDE 
MY VIOLINIST AS HE HELD MY LITTLE BOW IN PLACE AS I SANG POOR ME 
MY DJ CARLOS CUZ HE ALWAYS KEPT ME HAPPY AS I SANG THE OLD SONG
I WISH TO THANK MY EYELASH TINTER, MY HAIRDRESSER AND MY COVEN OF 
WITCHES.  WITHOUT THEIR BROOMSTICK POWER I'D BE STILL IN A COWER 
JEEZE PELEASE NO CLAPS TODAY, IT MAY WRINKLE MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR. 
OH AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST I'D LIKE TO THANK ARTHUR VASO FOR STARTING THIS FIASCO. HE IS THE MAN, FOR THE HUUPA HOORA TOORA TOORA LI SONG WE ARE POETS WE ARE STRONG. 
I SHOULD KNOW CUZ WHEN IT COMES TO HUMOR, MY MY HE IS "KING"  OK 
NOW,  ONTO REAL POETRY !!!
 
FROM YOUR BELOVED PIXIE 
XOXO

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018



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Date: 12/11/2018 1:58:00 PM
LOL this is so funny, see we all need to have one ready!!!!! hugs
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Date: 12/11/2018 12:46:00 PM
Wow that was some acceptance speech Pixie. Well written. Tom.
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Date: 12/11/2018 10:29:00 AM
Ha ha ha pixie I think you are a naughty elf sometimes this is so darn funny! A fave lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 12/11/2018 8:43:00 AM
Hahaha.... you are my special poet :) enjoyed reading...
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Date: 12/11/2018 8:09:00 AM
Please include me in the coven of witches.
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Date: 12/11/2018 7:24:00 AM
I loved this hehe, A very good Poem here, Art is a good chat friend of mine, He sometimes can be a prankster, but I love him like a Brother, You were very witty in this one ^_^
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Date: 12/11/2018 6:45:00 AM
Well, I don't know if it's an indication of how Nina might read this, but I did "laugh out loud" when you started thanking your "eyelash tinter, hairdresser...cover on witches." You might consider something like this for an entry to Nina's contest because it really had me going! Hugs, Carolyn
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