Pimped Poems | Examples


Slim Shady Rap Game Slam

SHOW ME THE MONEY

Where my Paper at ?

Where my Dollar's at ?

Where's my Bling ?

Where is my Pimped Ride ?

Where are my Hoes at ?

Why am i not Trippin ?

Where my Respect be at ?

Get Dre on the Line ?

Has Shady even returned my Dam Call ?

V.I.P next Big Ting ?

Player's be calling me out

Hollering my Name 

Saying he got Game

Where my Fame at ?

Where my Gold Disk at ?

SHOW ME THE MONEY
Categories: pimped, music,
Form: Free verse

I Know You Know Better

Arhinio the Highland Hussy, is a story about a tribe of woman who were
exiled from the Tribe of Tithious in the land of Srimadd, in the land of 
Edenusfarr. They worshiped the Evil Goddess Unsharer, who forbade the women to marry men. Yet they could have male friends who were allowed to pay for favors. BBifer was the Queen-Hussy of Meaniest, who would allow these Broads to bare children, but couldn't marry, because the books of Frownbouis forbade it. Doltrime, was said to be the prettiest, she was allowed to smile and tease her male friends, Arilfo was the ugliest she had to submit to the first man who spoke, yet she was forbidden to marry. Thw high-queen,Longtouge, the Spearer, gave word to the kro-kro men of the Neitherworld, those who had many children, could have more and marry the whores, but the fairling and beautiful people were subject to scripts, were they were allowed to be pimped, by different names, if the woman, was pretty she could receive money from a member of her customers club, to receive payment for womanly chores. Askpikeheadrub, was away to show aprecation so this was taxed by the Hussywomen.
Categories: pimped, analogy, desire, encouraging, for
Form: Chant Royal


Wrong Thugs and Harmony


Ganksta fools
coming at you incorrect
like thugs

Political dull tools:
Criminal IQ fakers
showing total disrespect — 
Tick-tock bugs

Clock benders of societal rules,
indecent lawmakers
Cut the bogus tax check ...
Pinocchio ears on tapped phones,
sporting a swag orange rug

Bandito style old school,
Ruble.con hustle takers
pad the pimped pockets that Soviet forget
Leave no meat on the T-note bones,
give the pub a lick swindle hug
Sucker slurp the sugar cube rube voting ponies

Game the parlay bettors pool:
Earthworms vs the Dirt Rakers
House tissue money on a porcelain toilet
Rigged royal flush won’t payout right for any wrongs ...
So spit spin a Russian caliber propaganda slug
in two revolving roulette chambers of covetous harmony

Fifty cents to a thug dollar,
fifty-fifty you gon give
a doggy groan something’s wrong holla
Muzzle the lips wearing a Moscow collar
Let the enticed Oz eyes speak
in emerald envy locked jaw harmony
Silence! Colonizers of low pedigree
Categories: pimped, hip hop, political, symbolism,
Form: Free verse

Jenny Ready

I want you to meet a girl named Jenny
after the looks materialistic's and that pretty penny
every drug around she took she would look if not any
only if she look like she looked after a few shots of henny
oh dear Jenny 
she tried so many 
the men came uh plenty 
condoms on cocked and ready 
but she wasnt ready
taken to a hotel room by the levy 
**** gets heavy
pimped out the passenger seat of a Chevy
Jenny was shaking the pimp said keep steady
and that you know what to do just act like Betty
she hopped out the car 10 minutes than back in like all ready
she started to break bread but the pimp slapped her already
Jenny never knew life could be so unsteady
that night she dreamt about her home her bed and her stuffed teddy
Jenny wasnt ready. - TA 04/2018
Categories: pimped, abuse, addiction, drink, psychological,
Form: Lyric

Premium MemberCry With Me

Come, feel my pain and cry with me;
witness my loss to wind and sea.
Maria washed away my dreams;
Her wails mocking the children's screams.

Puerto Rico struggled to cope
as a surge of water drowned hope.
To lose all, even who you are;
outweighs the loss of house or car.

Collapsed homes with no walls or roofs;
get pimped by the news, out for spoofs.
And people learn they're all alone;
as Trump's heart quickly turns to stone.

Food and water are things I trust;
pray to God if you feel you must.
My life was destroyed on that day;
watching all I owned float away.

No lights on in the streets and bars;
night was given back to the stars.
And as in a hypnotic trance;
Fear joined Death in a ghoulish dance.
Categories: pimped, angst, anxiety, feelings, hurt,
Form: Rhyme


Trudy

Trudy left on a Friday night all she had she held to tight
Got on a bus and left that day, neighbors glad she went away

Arrived at the station in the middle of the night
The big lights of London looked so bright

Big city starry night wish mum could see me tonight
She felt like a princess of the night.

The bastard man that ruined her life
Had run away with her fathers’ wife

To go back now would be a defeat
To stay hear have fun would be a real treat

 Hand in hand she went in tow
Where it was leading no one would know

The first hits free and it feels so fine
The second one costs and your addicted for time

Pimped and punched from pillar to post
And by the ones she loved the most

No men ever knew her name
But they paid there money all the same

Trudy died on a Friday night she had nothing to hold on tight.
Categories: pimped, art, assonance, bangla, baptism,
Form: Verse

Sonnet Ii: a Celebration of Life

SONNET II
A CELEBRATION OF LIFE
At your arrival, Your Royal Majesties,
Screaming siren in the procession of Cars and Guards
The Passersby is amused: is this a Burial or an Inauguration?

At your arrival oh Gs of this world,
You got the ovation of Everyone but the Dead
You’ve come Celebrating the Loss of a Soul
Your Brightest Clothes, the Most Pimped Rides.

Alas, at His arrival, The King of the Universe
The Celebrities gone, the Dead Buried to Rot.
The Peaceful Presence is here, behold the Silent Procession.
The Ever Present Presence is proclaimed
The Still Small Voice is sent out
Behold; the Bereaved Soul is Consoled.
@APRIL 2012/ M.H.O.G Unveiled
Categories: pimped, analogy, celebrity, character, christian,
Form: Sonnet

Criticism

I appreciate criticism love to hear your thoughts/ enlightenment can't be bought/ your words can be the net to the pimped butterfly that is too evasive to be caught.
Categories: pimped, word play, words, work,
Form: ABC

Premium MemberThe Wanted Lady

She was on the wanted list for quite some time
 Yet she had committed no crime
She was given many aliases
And is still wanted in some places

Many powerful men have had affairs with her
Some couldn't get enough of her
 Some denied taking in her very  essence
Others said she is just for peasants
 
 She is pimped out on street corners
 Being sold for nickels and dimes
  So many can  get their thrills and delight
 But she is not a lady of the night

 I have met  this lady  a few times 
 Sometimes in summer's  sunshine, sometimes in cold winter rain
 She told me that out of all her aliases
 She prefers to be called Mary Jane

 Contest name: One of Your Best
Categories: pimped, power,
Form: Free verse

Lust 2

A ****, *****, and a whore who we all pay 
to ****
drapped in the green garments of Envy 
Being pimped out by Greed impregnanted 
with the seed of Hatred giving birth to 
Anger in the bed of sloth in the house of 
Gluttony
written by Keith Edward Baucum aka The 
Brown Philosopher aka The Green Poet 
aka Red Seven
Categories: pimped, emotions, lust,
Form: Free verse

Pause To Blame That Woman

The woman pacing
At the hotel spread
Posing erratically
Small bursting sounds
Rock her oral territory
Chewing and blowing 
Her face in a world of paints
Her breasts barely covered
Her invitation body letters
Her skirt tight and slitered
Her virtue sight almost there
She is a venture
Pulsating for the night
This night must bring
A big fish
Her only will to survive.
They she sells
And labelled a public dog
RIDICULED

She was broken long ago
Innocent and a future bright
Barely fifteen
Stained by her step-father
No one was ready to listen
To the pain that crushed her
Trafficked thrice
Many years pimped
She was gone
Lost in her own soul...

Pause to blame that woman
Broken, lost and dead
A listening heart extended
May heal her burnt life.
Categories: pimped, abuse, art,
Form: Free verse

A

"A”

A 
Real strong pillar woman
Super  endless powers woman
Phenomenal take over the globe woman
Round the clock 24/7 woman

not A
Runway model  inches of mascara woman
Heels to high to walk woman
Picture perfect Mrs. Cleaver woman
Stop watch   reset clock woman

Who do I admire   who do I thank  who do I applaud…mirrored womAn

Enhanced senses of Keller,   determination of Earhart
Flawed,  realness,  heart of Hepburn and Monroe
True beauty icons not pimped on billboards
Fight of Susan B. Anthony,  outspoken voice of Rosa Parks
Strength of Laila Ali,  heartfelt hands of AKeys,  eloquence of Maya

…mirrored womAn
Categories: pimped, slam,
Form: Free verse

Blah De Blah De Blah

Blah de blah de Blah
Its MTV hottest new Rap star
Look at his pimped up car
He drinks crystal at every bar
His video has featured 50 Women thus far
As he sings , Blah de blah de Blah
Jam comes in a jar
Roads are made of tar
I am huge rap star
Hey what rhymes with star
Oh yeah , Have you seen my pimped up car
Yet they are all covered in bling
Even though none of them can sing
Make my ear's sting
With the the noise they bring
The cash register's seem to still go ping
A Ching a Ching , Ching
Categories: pimped, musicrap,
Form: Free verse

Pimped

Somebody pimped my "crib"',
Now they done broke my rib,
I "axed" you to be nice,
Butt all's you got is brain mice,
I'm a gonna shut this town on down,
And move around like no one's clown,
I'm in my "hood",
And it is berry good,
So don't mess with me,
Or my "homies" you'll see.
Categories: pimped, adventure, allegory, angst, social,
Form: Free verse
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