Pigpen Poems - Poems about Pigpen

neither cleanliness nor godliness do I abide

...neither cleanliness nor godliness do I abide
rather yours truly doth thrive
on keeping the ethos, mythos,
and pathos of Pigpen alive
subjected to eternal
abomination, brutalization,
condemnatio...

I Can Never Comply With Fastidious Hygiene

...I can never comply with fastidious hygiene

Try as thee most persuasive person might,
he/him, she/her,
they, them... can never wean
yours truly always objected
being told when to bathe/shower
...

National Panic Wednesday March 9th, 2022 Actually Every Day

...National Panic Wednesday March 9th, 2022 actually... every day

Founded by Tom and Ruth Roy
solely to acknowledge hardship
of A. R. Harris
and her husband M.S. Harris,
who cope poorly
(even co...

Avid Bookworms On the Loose

...The American Library Association
      implores cognoscenti tubby alert
for impersonators, who
     call themselves Ernie and Bert

     took a page from Sesame Street Playbook
oft times accomp...

Snoopy Easter

...Easter rabbits surrounded the beagle and he began to dance
Springtime grasses urged Snoopy on, so he began to prance.
More rabbits arrived at the meadow on Charlie Brown’s hill.
Lucy and Charlie c...

This For That

...
If you don’t speak pig Latin,
that’s all muddy okay
Ignorant bliss slop chatting,
this be the swine way

Quid pro quo
is a pig tell only 
when you Latin show 
need to know  know

T...

Jade Oinkment

...
The sow beauty queen’s 
favorite color is money green
The cloven jaw cutie’s
favorite sound is “cha-ching”

Miss Piggy Lips loves how the cash registers
throughout the land constan...

Educated Nonsense

...(For the Lack of anything else to call it)
          Educated Nonsense            

I’d run but I’m so very tired of running.
I'd fall but I'm already on the ground.
I'd like to gain what seems ...

My Little Man Takes His Axe

...Im living in my pigpen
Its my kitchen its my den

Flunking school just can't sit still
My moms convinced I need some kind of pill

I just need a haircut every now and then
At school don't need...

Avid Bookworms On the Loose

...The American Library Association
      implores cognoscenti tubby alert
impersonators, who
     call themselves Ernie and Bert

     took a page from Sesame Street Playbook
oft times accompanie...

Lord of the Trash

...Pile up the gristle and race to the top. There's Nazis in the pigpen, elitists in the slop. Social media heroes in a false Saving grace. Why don't you go Murder the police, and shoot nazis in the fac...

Lonesome Dove

...He was always like that Peanuts
character named Pigpen,
with dust, bad odors and piles
of dirt always following him,
and bathing once a year
was certainly not enough,
and if by chance you had
...

Bear Creek '98

..._ a symphonic, folk rock, blues song
1.
I'm an old man looking
For the lost, best parts of me.
I'm an old man looking
For the lost, best parts of me.
I'm looking in the places
Where the people...

The Adventures of Plow

...Part I – Plow’s New Home

He was squiggly and fat with dark round eyes.
The auctioneer held him up, but no ayes!
HE MUST HAVE BEEN ABLE TO READ MY MIND.
Five dollars, do I hear $10? …. A real fi...

Pigpen Surrender Haiku

...hello, oh gut of dirt
you can now fully claim me
my sadness is yours.......

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