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If you don’t speak pig Latin, that’s all muddy okay Ignorant bliss slop chatting, this be the swine way Quid pro quo is a pig tell only when you Latin show need to know know This Seller conversation bee busy e-Bay That Buyer rhetoric reply is a sting yea Quid pro quo, it’s the dirty methane manure vow burn Do do one vig favor for me, and I’ll do do one for you in sow return Pig Latin patsy cough drop puffs, this is nasty, mucky breath stuff that be so stool pigeon hard to bellyache learn Get me this, and I’ll give you that — Filthy lucre deals only be of wee buck concern Quid pro quo is an udder miry, scandal blow-buy oppo info-blow There’s no no need for anyone to poppy milk know But[t] smart-alecky Snoop Dogg snouts have got their pig Latin dictionaries out This is an odious ixnay pigpen violation — Secret piggy bank account rap is being legally recorded That can’t abide any oink consideration, ‘cause squeal messages aren’t Joe B. Taxpayer afforded

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Date: 11/18/2019 1:14:00 PM
I just go into conniptions over some of your lines, FRJ. My favorite this time is: 'it's the dirty methane manure vow burn.' Cowabunga! ~ Oink, Orky-Pay Ig-pay
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Date: 11/17/2019 1:57:00 AM
I haven't thought about pig Latin in years and years. I was thoroughly entertained by this clever offering Freddie. You always impress! : ) xxoo
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Date: 11/16/2019 10:40:00 AM
Hi Freddie, Once again, you have penned a deep and thought provoking write. You always give your reader something to think about. PS, As a kid thought I was talking pig Latin, by putting "shay" on every word I spoke lol! Have a great weekend my dear friend:-) Alexis
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Date: 11/16/2019 5:03:00 AM
sadly too many politicians speak pig latin, your poems always have a message and are so great in your own unique style..
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