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Pieman Poems - Poems about Pieman

IT'S SIMPLE, SIMON
...IT’S SIMPLE, SIMON Simple Simon met the pieman, In the superstore. He asked how much, the pieman said, “Two pounds twenty-four.” “They used to be a penny,” Simon said with ......

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Categories: pieman, food, money, nursery rhyme,
Form: Rhyme
Passive aggressive insubordination against establishmentarian paradigm
...Bully me, yours truly never ordained, gifted, or blessed with mien mean characteristic evoking, jump/kickstarting, representing, nor zapping friend or foe courtesy fiery intimidation if anythi......

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Categories: pieman, 12th grade, anger, body,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Male Footle Slang Names: Part 7
...Give This Guy a Chance Throw in Rowen The Hypochondriac Dyin’ Eyan So Generous is He Giver River The Sneaky One Wily Riley The Parachutist Glider Ryder Legal in Ha......

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Categories: pieman, humorous,
Form: Footle
Premium Member Simple Simon
..."Simon Edy, known as Old Simon, (1709-18 May 1783) was a London beggar who may have served as an inspiration for a popular nursery rhyme. He lived in a derelict "Rats' Castle" in the rookery of Dyott......

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Categories: pieman, allusion, analogy, appreciation, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member SIMPLE SIMON
...SIMPLE SIMON SAID TO THE PIE MAN HOW MUCH FOR A PIECE OF YOUR WIFE'S PIE THEN THE PIEMAN, QUICK AS AN EYE MAN PUNCHED SIMPLE SIMON RIGHT IN THE EYE......

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Categories: pieman, nursery rhyme,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Rover
...The funeral was well attended Nobody came It was sad in a way Clashed with the dog passing away There was a friend with a leg When I say a leg I actually mean two Though he had t......

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Categories: pieman, dog, humorous,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Refurbished Nursery Rhymes: Simple Simon
...When Simple Simon met the pieman going to the fair, He thought the guy an easy mark he could con out of his wares. But the pieman glared at him and hissed, "Bub, I ain't no danged pie-lanthropist!......

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Categories: pieman, humor, nursery rhyme,
Form: Light Verse
If You Know, You Know
...Let’s have a lil fun. Let’s see how many of these you remember. If you know, you know (Smile) Little Boy Blue come blow your horn… Jack be Nimble, Jack be quick Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall L......

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Categories: pieman, 1st grade, childhood, funny,
Form: Lyric
Premium Member Simple Simon
...My one true love was Simon, Simple, they called him, But one day he went to the faire And met Norah Pieman. Oh, that girl was clever She enticed Simon with her wares And stole him plum away f......

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Categories: pieman, lost love,
Form: Verse
Premium Member The Pieman's Naughty Daughter
...Simple Simon whistled, when he pricked his finger on a thistle, And the pieman had whistled too. Because the penny that Simon gave to the pieman, Was a penny all shiny and new The pieman thre......

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Categories: pieman, humorous,
Form: Free verse
Pieman
...Simple Simon was the pieman who worked at the fair Simple Simon caught the eye of a fair haired lady there said Simon to the fair hair come and taste my ware take a bite if you like ......

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Categories: pieman, fantasy, food,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Simple Simon
...*Image of Paul Simon SNL by Giphy. Simple Simon Simple Simon the blessed pieman, Woke up fresh as the day began, Busy cooking, his wife named Anne, Made his breakfast in a saucep......

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Categories: pieman, allegory, muse,
Form: Monorhyme
Premium Member Pie Hard
...PIE HARD the meringue explodes squishes twixt heroes bare toes and the pieman laughs lemon gel hits cop on the crusty street down low “join the party, pal” Christmas is a time to pie ha......

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Categories: pieman, humorous,
Form: Choka
Hey Diddle Diddle, What's the Riddle?
...HEY DIDDLE, why the Cat and the fiddle And the Cow that jumped over the moon? Why they're all here in Nursery Rhyme land At the wedding of the Dish and the Spoon. The Little Dog is happy,The Cat......

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Categories: pieman, childrenwedding, old, dog, cat,
Form: Light Verse
Spectacles...
...Spectacles, tests tickle, a wallet and a watch... "never leave your house, without such... Remember the rhyme, little sister of mine..." This was said, when we grew up. What I read, in my head......

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Categories: pieman, adventure, fantasy, friendship, funny,
Form: I do not know?

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