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Pieman Poems - Poems about Pieman
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IT'S SIMPLE, SIMON
...IT’S SIMPLE, SIMON Simple Simon met the pieman, In the superstore. He asked how much, the pieman said, “Two pounds twenty-four.” “They used to be a penny,” Simon said with ......
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Bryn Strudwick
Categories:
pieman,
food, money, nursery rhyme,
Form:
Rhyme
Passive aggressive insubordination against establishmentarian paradigm
...Bully me, yours truly never ordained, gifted, or blessed with mien mean characteristic evoking, jump/kickstarting, representing, nor zapping friend or foe courtesy fiery intimidation if anythi......
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Matthew Harris
Categories:
pieman,
12th grade, anger, body,
Form:
Free verse
Male Footle Slang Names: Part 7
...Give This Guy a Chance Throw in Rowen The Hypochondriac Dyin’ Eyan So Generous is He Giver River The Sneaky One Wily Riley The Parachutist Glider Ryder Legal in Ha......
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Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
pieman,
humorous,
Form:
Footle
Simple Simon
..."Simon Edy, known as Old Simon, (1709-18 May 1783) was a London beggar who may have served as an inspiration for a popular nursery rhyme. He lived in a derelict "Rats' Castle" in the rookery of Dyott......
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Hilo Poet
Categories:
pieman,
allusion, analogy, appreciation, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
SIMPLE SIMON
...SIMPLE SIMON SAID TO THE PIE MAN HOW MUCH FOR A PIECE OF YOUR WIFE'S PIE THEN THE PIEMAN, QUICK AS AN EYE MAN PUNCHED SIMPLE SIMON RIGHT IN THE EYE......
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Randy Freie
Categories:
pieman,
nursery rhyme,
Form:
Rhyme
Rover
...The funeral was well attended Nobody came It was sad in a way Clashed with the dog passing away There was a friend with a leg When I say a leg I actually mean two Though he had t......
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Paul Bell
Categories:
pieman,
dog, humorous,
Form:
Free verse
Refurbished Nursery Rhymes: Simple Simon
...When Simple Simon met the pieman going to the fair, He thought the guy an easy mark he could con out of his wares. But the pieman glared at him and hissed, "Bub, I ain't no danged pie-lanthropist!......
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Jim Slaughter
Categories:
pieman,
humor, nursery rhyme,
Form:
Light Verse
If You Know, You Know
...Let’s have a lil fun. Let’s see how many of these you remember. If you know, you know (Smile) Little Boy Blue come blow your horn… Jack be Nimble, Jack be quick Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall L......
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Colette Dright
Categories:
pieman,
1st grade, childhood, funny,
Form:
Lyric
Simple Simon
...My one true love was Simon, Simple, they called him, But one day he went to the faire And met Norah Pieman. Oh, that girl was clever She enticed Simon with her wares And stole him plum away f......
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Chetta Achara
Categories:
pieman,
lost love,
Form:
Verse
The Pieman's Naughty Daughter
...Simple Simon whistled, when he pricked his finger on a thistle, And the pieman had whistled too. Because the penny that Simon gave to the pieman, Was a penny all shiny and new The pieman thre......
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Charles Messina
Categories:
pieman,
humorous,
Form:
Free verse
Pieman
...Simple Simon was the pieman who worked at the fair Simple Simon caught the eye of a fair haired lady there said Simon to the fair hair come and taste my ware take a bite if you like ......
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Timothy Mcguire
Categories:
pieman,
fantasy, food,
Form:
Free verse
Simple Simon
...*Image of Paul Simon SNL by Giphy. Simple Simon Simple Simon the blessed pieman, Woke up fresh as the day began, Busy cooking, his wife named Anne, Made his breakfast in a saucep......
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Hilo Poet
Categories:
pieman,
allegory, muse,
Form:
Monorhyme
Pie Hard
...PIE HARD the meringue explodes squishes twixt heroes bare toes and the pieman laughs lemon gel hits cop on the crusty street down low “join the party, pal” Christmas is a time to pie ha......
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Kim Rodrigues
Categories:
pieman,
humorous,
Form:
Choka
Hey Diddle Diddle, What's the Riddle?
...HEY DIDDLE, why the Cat and the fiddle And the Cow that jumped over the moon? Why they're all here in Nursery Rhyme land At the wedding of the Dish and the Spoon. The Little Dog is happy,The Cat......
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Sylvia Coulstock
Categories:
pieman,
childrenwedding, old, dog, cat,
Form:
Light Verse
Spectacles...
...Spectacles, tests tickle, a wallet and a watch... "never leave your house, without such... Remember the rhyme, little sister of mine..." This was said, when we grew up. What I read, in my head......
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Izzy Gumbo
Categories:
pieman,
adventure, fantasy, friendship, funny,
Form:
I do not know?
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