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PIE HARD

PIE HARD the meringue explodes squishes twixt heroes bare toes and the pieman laughs lemon gel hits cop on the crusty street down low “join the party, pal” Christmas is a time to pie hard, “yippee ki yay” with model wise guys bad apples at large the hero’s jotting down names for a half-baked plot temperature rising the elevator opens Macintosh is dead momentum of pie thief loses his grip...forfeits a victory slice 11/19/2018 PUNNY HOLIDAY PIES CONTEST SPONSOR - Michelle Faulkner Snippets loosely based on “Die Hard”

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Date: 12/17/2018 12:44:00 PM
Kim, kudos on your win! This sounds like the trailer to a new sequel. You may want to send a copy to Bruce Willis for his consideration. Just sayin' :) ~Mark
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/17/2018 12:46:00 PM
Sure thing, Mark! LOl! Instead of bullets pie filling. I know I’ve been hit...mmm :) Merry Christmas, friend!
Date: 12/17/2018 8:53:00 AM
Hi Kim, I enjoyed how you mentioned the famous "Die Hard" words in this entertaining piece. Congratulations on your win in thd contest:-) Alexis
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/17/2018 9:52:00 AM
Thank you, Alexis!
Date: 12/17/2018 2:51:00 AM
I hope this Christmas you are going to pie hard dear Kim, cuz pies are the best. My kids especially love blueberry pies. Sending you a big congrats . for your win and a Merry Christmas too xo
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/17/2018 9:52:00 AM
Merry Christmas, Puxie! My mom loves apple pie...cherry pie for me! Be blessed!
Date: 12/16/2018 9:46:00 PM
Well done, Kim. Congrats on your win.
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/16/2018 10:09:00 PM
Thank you, Line!
Date: 12/16/2018 4:30:00 PM
Wow Kim, I was surprised you were the author of this, I thought for sure it was one of our manly men poets! Love the image of our hero squishing all those pies - congratulations on your win!
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/16/2018 4:33:00 PM
Thanks, Michelle! Sometimes hard to guess :)
Date: 11/20/2018 12:24:00 PM
cute cute cute Loved the parallelism to Die Hard action!
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 11/20/2018 5:56:00 PM
Thanks, Andrea!
Date: 11/20/2018 6:24:00 AM
Your creativity and skill shines forth here Kim, gl in the contest, nice read.
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 11/20/2018 6:44:00 AM
Thank you, Pixie!
Date: 11/20/2018 4:54:00 AM
A thousand times over I am glad I did not attempt "Pie Hard" as I do believe you have NAILED it. I caught on so fast I could not believe it, as I am not usually that quick! Good luck in the contest, Kim.
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 11/20/2018 6:44:00 AM
Thanks, Caren!