Pie Hard

PIE HARD the meringue explodes squishes twixt heroes bare toes and the pieman laughs lemon gel hits cop on the crusty street down low “join the party, pal” Christmas is a time to pie hard, “yippee ki yay” with model wise guys bad apples at large the hero’s jotting down names for a half-baked plot temperature rising the elevator opens Macintosh is dead momentum of pie thief loses his grip...forfeits a victory slice 11/19/2018 PUNNY HOLIDAY PIES CONTEST SPONSOR - Michelle Faulkner Snippets loosely based on “Die Hard”