Pie Hard

PIE HARD

the meringue explodes
squishes twixt heroes bare toes
and the pieman laughs

lemon gel hits cop
on the crusty street down low
“join the party, pal”

Christmas is a time
to pie hard, “yippee ki yay”
with model wise guys

bad apples at large
the hero’s jotting down names
for a half-baked plot

temperature rising
the elevator opens
Macintosh is dead

momentum of pie
thief loses his grip...forfeits
a victory slice

11/19/2018
PUNNY HOLIDAY PIES CONTEST
SPONSOR - Michelle Faulkner
Snippets loosely based on “Die Hard”

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018



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Date: 12/17/2018 12:44:00 PM
Kim, kudos on your win! This sounds like the trailer to a new sequel. You may want to send a copy to Bruce Willis for his consideration. Just sayin' :) ~Mark
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/17/2018 12:46:00 PM
Sure thing, Mark! LOl! Instead of bullets pie filling. I know I’ve been hit...mmm :) Merry Christmas, friend!
Date: 12/17/2018 8:53:00 AM
Hi Kim, I enjoyed how you mentioned the famous "Die Hard" words in this entertaining piece. Congratulations on your win in thd contest:-) Alexis
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/17/2018 9:52:00 AM
Thank you, Alexis!
Date: 12/17/2018 2:51:00 AM
I hope this Christmas you are going to pie hard dear Kim, cuz pies are the best. My kids especially love blueberry pies. Sending you a big congrats . for your win and a Merry Christmas too xo
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/17/2018 9:52:00 AM
Merry Christmas, Puxie! My mom loves apple pie...cherry pie for me! Be blessed!
Date: 12/16/2018 9:46:00 PM
Well done, Kim. Congrats on your win.
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/16/2018 10:09:00 PM
Thank you, Line!
Date: 12/16/2018 4:30:00 PM
Wow Kim, I was surprised you were the author of this, I thought for sure it was one of our manly men poets! Love the image of our hero squishing all those pies - congratulations on your win!
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/16/2018 4:33:00 PM
Thanks, Michelle! Sometimes hard to guess :)
Date: 11/20/2018 12:24:00 PM
cute cute cute Loved the parallelism to Die Hard action!
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 11/20/2018 5:56:00 PM
Thanks, Andrea!
Date: 11/20/2018 6:24:00 AM
Your creativity and skill shines forth here Kim, gl in the contest, nice read.
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 11/20/2018 6:44:00 AM
Thank you, Pixie!
Date: 11/20/2018 4:54:00 AM
A thousand times over I am glad I did not attempt "Pie Hard" as I do believe you have NAILED it. I caught on so fast I could not believe it, as I am not usually that quick! Good luck in the contest, Kim.
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 11/20/2018 6:44:00 AM
Thanks, Caren!
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