Funny Philosophy Poems

A light flickers to start the chain & a spark is born
that grows to flame
It was conceived to break the chains that plague
the line &...

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A feller I met, with a twinkle in his eye 
Quite the enigma, you see,
Said, "I ain't got no dough, not a single penny!"
Said he,...

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the universe exists
to give humans a backstory
- no humans, no universe
it’s all heads
in the shape of our heads

history could be made up
and I know people...

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Tears in the Crowds

A tyrant on a corrupt throne 
A sheep about to become a genetic clone
A weary traveller far away from home 
A heroin...

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Kindness and Lament

Money never to be found or spare
Funny how people just sit there and stare
Honey now you know this really isn’t fair 
Sunny for...

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"It's funny within the life we all live in,
Think of regret,
Of things that are no longer alive,
Questions of things thought are the opposites of our...

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Here's Jack's philosophy in a nutshell
Did you catch that, in a NUTshell?
Got a little bit off the track for a while
But he's chugging along again...

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(after the novel)

I don’t care about fashion
I just try to keep warm
I’ve heard all about passion
Sounds like a great big storm
I stay out of the...

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Wind blows to set strain apart. 
Yet, sheep joyfully bear it a cross. 
Hardly do they mind to depart, 
Rather tag the fight posse. 

Im...

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He caught his bus to Barnsley
Thinking he’d be there soon
But the driver took a wrong turn
And they landed on the moon

Where the King of the...

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I
If silence is golden, can it be damaged?

II
If silence is good for us, why break it?...

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--Ashtray's Mistakes--


Prehistoric defibrillating battlegrounds. The memorial, obviously unpleasant.

Entrapped in the know how, detrimental reimbursement.

Sundried; like the corpse of a moon bridge, fading away.

Tinfoil hats do...

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People love to believe stupid things. Some of us find it hard to believe stupid things and laugh at those who do, until someone laughs...

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Remember I know you,
you're not innocent,
you're not returning back to innocence.

Even with dirt on your hands,
a bad seed doesn't grow anything,
a rotten tomato will never...

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What you say to a cat what a cat thinks

I want to lick everything you look at everything there’s nothing over there for you that’s...

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