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pharmacist counts pills
last one falls on floor
fifteen second rule in effect
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Categories:
pharmacist, drug,
Form: Senryu
Challenged Nigerian Pharmacists
The Roadside Medicine Sellers
Are Pharmacists' bold tellers
Of an enduring contest
Not unlike a weighted test!
Ever waxing Drug Dealers
Competing as Sure Healers
But spinning laughing profits
For all their being cursed misfits!
Shame to legalizing Laws
Unbolting illegal doors,
Patent Medicine - obtained Rights
A From - Reality Fool's flights
That often drop a body
For a post - Morten study
What a crazy
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Categories:
pharmacist, death, evil, health, people,
Form: Rhyme
Health Supplement
Health supplement rages nowadays
It's said to improve health
And so maybe for a better health
And so maybe for a longer life span
And so maybe for a more relaxed life
A pharmacist may introduce
A variety of health supplement
But we feel suspicious
Because we're spiritually unsafe
Maybe we need a religion
Maybe we need some leisure
Maybe we need some friends
Maybe
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Categories:
pharmacist, family, friend, health, life,
Form: Free verse
I Guess I Will Be a Pharmacist
I guess I will be a pharmacist, the young man tells me with reluctance.
Resigned to this dubious fate.
Why?
Because my uncle is a pharmacist and he makes a lot of money.
Do you like counting pills?
I don’t know.
Do you think you will like counting pills, counting pills, counting pills, counting pills.
For eight hours a day every day?
He
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Categories:
pharmacist, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Narrative
Law School Huh
Law school huh? Why?
Because I want to make money.
Because you love the law?
NO!
Because you adore reading?
Double L, no!
Because you want to be a lawyer?
Is that what happens?
It is supposed to.
Oh, well.
Maybe I’ll be a pharmacist.
They make a bunch of money.
They stand on their feet all day.
WHAT?
They count pills all day.
No way!
Why are they paid so
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Categories:
pharmacist, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Dramatic Monologue
Dani a Charming Cvs Pharmacist
within Zieglerville, pennsylvania
genuine snow white hair
upon her noggin doth adorn,
perhaps she will divulge to me (in private)
after i croon (to said lass),
the melody of Jimmy Crack Corn
hmm...or, maybe this mission
perchance twill be doomed from the start,
and hence finding me forlorn
thenceforth, a backup contingency measure,
would warrant me to don
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Categories:
pharmacist, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse
Dealing With a Pharmacist
A smile to launch a thousand pills
and tablets and capsules and such,
an option to cure a thousand ills,
just ask her, it won't cost too much.
If you are in doubt ask her for advice,
her reply will be clear and expository,
but the question I know you have to avoid is...
'What should I do with this supository???'
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Categories:
pharmacist, humor,
Form: Rhyme