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Petroleum Jelly Poems - Poems about Petroleum Jelly

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This Long Night

...Sad news keep me awake; Counting stars through the ceiling, Hiding from the sun under my blanket, Racing about inside my tiny room, With a mind so agitated and delirious. With a heart quivering ......Read the rest...

Categories: petroleum jelly, anxiety,
Form: Free verse

A Foot Care Jingle

...If you want your feet to feel soft, and not too smelly -- May I recommend "baby fragrance" petroleum jelly :-)......Read the rest...

Categories: petroleum jelly, cheer up, happiness, health,
Form: Couplet

Sheri Specificity-She Is a Specificity- -

...Sheri SPECIFICITY-she is a Specificity- - The people in the gym, both men and women; Saying ooh!!! While pointing at this woman's All faces frown, children running around; Some pe......Read the rest...

Categories: petroleum jelly, allusion, anxiety, character, confusion,
Form: Free verse

A Jar of Vaseline --- the Jelly of Me

...These are two of my poems that were for class. The first was just a basic description of the jar of Vaseline, and the second was a figurative poem describing me as the jar. <>...Read the rest...

Categories: petroleum jelly, appreciation, art, fate, identity,
Form: Free verse

Jamming Commercials

...Starting earlier every year, Christmas costs more and more with less cheer. This year Santa fell flat. His diet took the fat, Elves said,” this will not be good” they fear. Watching commercial......Read the rest...

Categories: petroleum jelly, funny, health, holiday, life,
Form: Limerick

I'D Rather Starve

...Is Oil tasty? The filthy crude; what is the allure? It isn't food. Yet here I stand be-trodden; astonished at what I see, everyone is eating Oil; how can this be? How can this be? They pu......Read the rest...

Categories: petroleum jelly, funny
Form: I do not know?

A Whore Writes Home

...would it be awkward to tell you how the whole world smells like petroleum jelly or that the latex on my fingers seems never to wear off to explain that after a while they're all the same one ......Read the rest...

Categories: petroleum jelly, life, love, nature, people,
Form: Blank verse