Peta Poems - Poems about Peta

I have a very childlike mind, I've never left my childhood behind, Most people think that I am daft, Cos childish thoughts make me laugh, It's ridiculous but sublime!...

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I just received a letter of warning From the people of PETA no doubt Informing me they've seen what I do for meals I think the chicken must have ratted me out Well you can rest easy cause I can assure you The poultry in question felt no harm And the chicken also was taken From a free range organic natural farm The...

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PETA snooping in Calaveras County; frog cannot jump...

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PETA Sings, “Oh How We Love Our Feathered Friends” By Elton Camp For the rights of birds, PETA is an advocate Those who mistreat them, they truly do hate A flock of blackbirds plagued a neighborhood To drive them away, residents did all they could A PETA member learned of their cruel plot And said to do such wrong, they should not “Blackbirds...

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Free range kitchen; cherished pets all around In adjoining rooms animistic shrines abound No clucking, cackling pens we'll hound But residual carcases we'll gladly impound  A docile harvest plucked from the ground No pork butts, rump roasts, filets to astound Only our bleating hearts with consciences tightly wound Thankfully a Speckled goose cannot be bound With spindly greens our pristine figures we'll round With...

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PETA Gets a Lesson in Reality By Elton Camp In one place, it was with very good reason That on hunting bears it was open season But when PETA learned of this evil town, With bleeding hearts they then came around “We don’t care how many humans they kill They are sentient beings and give us a thrill.” “Bear life is just as...

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PETA Condemns the Pied Piper By Elton Camp PETA thought the piper shouldn’t treat rats that way So due to his villainy, they had the following to say: Rats are sentient beings with rights equal to a human So because of what the Pied Piper did, we are fumin' The rats had the right to live in Hamelin there’s no doubt And...

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