Peta Loves Our Feathered Friends

PETA Sings, “Oh How We Love Our Feathered Friends” By Elton Camp For the rights of birds, PETA is an advocate Those who mistreat them, they truly do hate A flock of blackbirds plagued a neighborhood To drive them away, residents did all they could A PETA member learned of their cruel plot And said to do such wrong, they should not “Blackbirds have the same right to live as you. You should happily tolerate damage they do.” “Their chattering sounds like sweet music to me. Bird droppings on your cars I don’t mind to see.” The folks finally forced the birds to move away To the PETA member’s block they went to stay When his own car the filthy droppings did cover “Kill those birds,” yelled the fickle animal lover