A Letter From Peta
I just received a letter of warning
From the people of PETA no doubt
Informing me they've seen what I do for meals
I think the chicken must have ratted me out
Well you can rest easy cause I can assure you
The poultry in question felt no harm
And the chicken also was taken
From a free range organic natural farm
The letter held all the usual jargon
About lawyers and lawsuits and such
It's not like the chicken was wasted
After all was said and done I had her over for lunch
So let me tell all you people at PETA
Don't get your panties all up in a wad
Right after the egg for breakfast she laid, I supplied the Preparation H
Then carried her gently to the chopping block
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