A Letter From Peta

I just received a letter of warning From the people of PETA no doubt Informing me they've seen what I do for meals I think the chicken must have ratted me out Well you can rest easy cause I can assure you The poultry in question felt no harm And the chicken also was taken From a free range organic natural farm The letter held all the usual jargon About lawyers and lawsuits and such It's not like the chicken was wasted After all was said and done I had her over for lunch So let me tell all you people at PETA Don't get your panties all up in a wad Right after the egg for breakfast she laid, I supplied the Preparation H Then carried her gently to the chopping block