Penney Poems - Poems about Penney

... Besides noticing a few people who quickly turned away into the stores, (like a cockroach when the light switch is activated.) Penney also noticed that she had forgotten her bra. Well, she did......Read the rest...

... "It was a beautiful whore of a day", he reasoned, "maybe she will have even less on !" The little band of misfits garnered the stares of mall patrons as they ran as fast as their puppet legs could......Read the rest...

... Whoopie stayed there counting all the white people leaving while flatulantly writing a letter to the Israeli people, denying their right to exist and denying the holocaust happenings and car......Read the rest...

... RufePal kept muttering "jv" team as it looked around the room, hoping to find someone underage to mentor to. Michael blurted, "you and your precious America! You are so gullible ......Read the rest...

... The atmosphere was alive and palpable, surreal really as the aegean blue of electrons after a summer downpour, where the crickets take a short reprieve to zen the petrichor. ......Read the rest...

... Gus was confused as soon as he said it. "That was me, but it wasn't, I mean", he stammered, "I said it, but it wasn't from my mind!" Penney looked at Gus and reasoned, "that is a me......Read the rest...

... When Gus returned into the room Penney was beating the crap out of Silky! Apparently he and Vatican 2 podiatrist "Peter" had struck a prostitution deal involving San Francisco. Penne......Read the rest...

... Gus got all of those who were allowed to attend and "available" settled in around his big oak table. He even put in an extra leaf to accomodate, so there was enough space to keep fro......Read the rest...

... When the Chinese lady was finished weighing Gus, he picked up his backpack and followed her to the back alley. "Restaurant is full of stupid Americans", she taunted, and sat him ......Read the rest...

...Author's note: This is a sort of postscript, dear reader, to "My Life Upon the Wicked Stage" When I think of how my life's turned out, I can say without restraints, This simple boy from far West......Read the rest...

...Mindfulness look deep in my eyes you shall see the karma of my lasting legacy willing to achieve took a zip line down to my baby's grind sought out peace for a sure fire sweet relief r......Read the rest...

...My Yuletide routine ain't changed a great deal over the years. I enjoy sittin' by the fire with a little somethin' to sip that cheers! I take my annual stroll through the malls enjoyin' the lights an......Read the rest...

...joe kelley’s dick size most men who cry silently about the size of their cock, do their best to compensate by getting a big truck with a huge sound system, so that they can parade down the street to......Read the rest...

...When I rolled over with you, I gazed at blankets hung over dirty windows, The ceili......Read the rest...

...(Background: After I retired from the college some years ago, I decided to take a temporary sales job at J.C. Penney in the mens’ wear department. The pay was laughable, but I had never been em......Read the rest...