Funeral Parody Poems
These Funeral Parody poems are examples of Parody poems about Funeral. These are the best examples of Parody Funeral poems written by international poets.
King ChuckKing Chuck [Apologies to Steve Martin]
King Chuck (King Chuck)
Now when he was a young lad,
He always knew he’d be
the sovereign of a nation people stood...
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parody,
TerminalMy head spins as the noise from the crash echoes in my head. I sit up in some kind of terminal with strange trains bound...
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parody, adventure, allegory, allusion, angel,
Arcane Factories IiThis land of entitlement,
entertainment and enterprise
lost burnt broken...despised
skeletal structures reaching
griping, clutching, scraping the infernal sky.
arcane factories sit on horizons
haunt like...
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parody, abuse, age, anger, angst,
Funeral Strut - Po' Boy On a Fat TuesdayHey there, little Buddha,
Let me join your Mistick Krewe.
Got my jazz hand clapping.
Gonna drop the other shoe.
I strut my yo-yo yoga every doo-da...
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allegory, parody,
Parody Paradeall were seen
seen walking
down in slow
shuffles of
feeling down
down the street
music played
with a somber
melody as if
trumpets were
crying and the
trombone moaning
but at the place the
resting place where
lowered...
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parody, muse,
R Syn Phire --- Repost
His name is Mr. Phire,
but he insist you call him R. Syn
He's a torch for hire,
if you need something set ablaze,
something smoking
Make the right down...
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humorous, parody, satire, word
My Night On Thunder Road - a ParodyA profession that's not the norm.
It borders on the absurd.
In the mountains and down the hollers,
powerful engines could be heard.
I decided to try something new.
Put...
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parody, adventure,
A Song Not By Paul MccartneyNO ONE WANTS TO LIVE IN A COLD HOME
from the album "Heaters for Sale"
by Not Paul McCarney
No one wants to live in a cold...
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parody, endurance, funny, home, myth,
When I Hear the Words Wrong, I Hear the Words WrongMy grandma told your grandma
Don't you set your head on fire
Come with me to the Casbah
Stay out of the funeral pyre
Talkin' 'bout shotguns, shotguns,
Blasting us...
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parody, fantasy, granddaughter, grandmother, murder,
So Double Minded
You love to double dare,
double down
Raise the stakes and double the bet
You love to double dip,
double back
Lower the cage and shark bite thru the double...
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evil, imagery, parody, word
Death of the Party
Everybody is having big fun,
the party is lively ... really jumping
The love is being spread freely
All the ladies are looking glamorously good,
all the fellas are...
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angst, humorous, parody, truth,
The Cost of EducationOssenburger, the business genius,
when he graduated from college,
he started a budget mortuary service.
Five dollars a corpse!
He was the Wal-Mart of death.
Burry ‘em, burn...
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parody, business, death, education, funeral,
First To Worst
The old kings are about to lose their crown,
young upstarts are about to swat them out of the way
Father time has knocked another aging champ...
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baseball, funeral, humorous, parody,
From the National Poet of Slovenia In a Language People Understand - the Ruins of the Ancien RegimeFarewell, then, AUKN boss,
The next this year makes three.
By the time they find a substitute,
Slovenes will be at sea.
He tried to cover his behind;
AUKN boss...
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parody, absence, allegory, analogy, animal,
Ding Dong the Wicked Witch Is DeadGlobally, miners jubilantly jump for joy
Smiles on the faces of every girl and boy
The grins of a newly opened Xmas toy
Thatcher’s dead.
Trade unionists bounce along...
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parody, adventure, angel, beautiful, business,