Dance Parody Poems

   Hercules peered out on the dance floor
     spotted beautiful Delilah holding court

   Scanned the room for...

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My head is in a spin,
My obsession just to win,
I'm driven and I'm mad
All I smell is gushing blood.

I feel I'm in a surreal game
That...

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'Twas the twilight of the year, a twinkling tiara,
December 31st, digits dancing dunes in the Sahara.
One, two, three, one, two, three, it's a prance,
A numerical...

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As the wind blows 
And the world turns 
Come on 
Pass on by 

When the time is up 
All hope is down 
Come on
Pass on...

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*Image of Gender Gap by TLNT.

Parity Parody

I was just twenty, was young and healthy, and I said let's dance,
Turned to you Big Ben, said, first...

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[ to the tune of The Lonely Goatherd ]

High on a hill sat a lonely goat turd;
He was by himself ‘cuz the goat was through.
Waiting...

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I’m silly lonely laughing too
I hear the music but don’t have you
Hey there’s a square I’ll dance down the hall
The music has meaning with each...

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She ain’t the belle of the ball anymore
She’s not the picture
hanging on the wall
	           ...

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It was always for the dyeing.
See the amazing 
two headed asexual 
gang of socialite housewives 
revealed on prime time
for their anti-social media 
love for handguns...

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..............................Profligate ornate attire
                      ...

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In the midst of myself I see all a named through a blame of crystal ball garbage self imposed heaps of anarchic monumental fever itches...

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Universal Sea Shanty; or, The Generic Folk Song

Sailing with potatoes
Sailing with potatoes
Sailing with potatoes
The perfect Irish jig....

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I wandered lonely as a cloud—Oh dear!
I watched the dance of daffodils—Oh my!
When on my couch in vacant mood I lie
And feel their wealthy fluttering...

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*This poem is sung to the music of Sade's seminal song, "Smooth Operator."


Intro:

He’s ranting with a spiteful hurl,
and taunting with a choler heart
Spewing crude statements,...

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