Animal Parody Poems
These Animal Parody poems are examples of Parody poems about Animal. These are the best examples of Parody Animal poems written by international poets.
Slavic Folk SongDon't eat the bear
and the bear won't eat you
Don't stomp on flowers
Don't spit on the dew
If you are a bad person
your life will worsen
But...
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parody, animal, flower, happy, music,
HamSome people say a man is made out of ham
I say he's made out of mussel and clam
Mussel and clam, oyster and crab,
Spread like a...
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animal, death, food, parody,
Weredog, Part Ii...But of course the sun banished the moon,
Ripper woke his normal size,
his stomach quite big from the rib roast,
but otherwise he seemed fine.
At first, I...
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parody, animal, dog, fun, happy,
Weredog, Part IIt was probably three weeks ago
when I sent my dog outside,
he had all of his business to do,
then he’d come in for the night.
I busied...
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parody, animal, dog, fun, happy,
Macaca Fascicularisman, man
you search yourself and you search yourself for life
the same as when macaca is searching for lice:
- with the monkey sister you nibble on...
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parody, addiction, allah, allegory, america,
We Six Sheep of Bethlehem BeWe six sheep of Bethlehem be
Bogg, Whiff, Wheep, the triplets and me*
We all get fed and sleep in this shed
It's simple, but so are we!
O...
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parody, animal, celebration, christmas, humor,
What You Say To a Cat What a Cat ThinksWhat you say to a cat what a cat thinks
I want to lick everything you look at everything there’s nothing over there for you that’s...
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parody, adventure, allegory, angst, animal,
Winter IvIn the winter I realize
I became a cat moving from one cozy spot to the next.
I stretch and lay.
I watch the snowfall...
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parody, adventure, allegory, animal, art,
StormRider on the storm
Rider on the storm
I want to eat a worm
I want to eat a worm
I want to be the germ
Infecting your epiderm
Rider on...
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parody, animal, crazy, fantasy, fun,
Fury For the Masses IiIt was always for the dyeing.
See the amazing
two headed asexual
gang of socialite housewives
revealed on prime time
for their anti-social media
love for handguns...
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parody, addiction, america, anger, animal,
Socialist Coup 2020Where is the wise? where is the scribe? where is the disputer of this world? hath not God made foolish the wisdom of this world?
A...
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parody, addiction, allegory, anxiety, earth,
ReligionWhen religion was born,
It was a small defenceless animal,
But soon found mankind’s problems to nurture it.
As time went on religion grew stronger and larger
It...
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anger, children, death, parody,
Meow, Meow: Bang, Bang ParodyI was old when he was a baby
my feline loved me ardently, but he drove me crazy.
He loved to play at midnight when everyone slept,
Chewed...
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parody, animal, funny, humor, humorous,
Baby Shark: My Revised VersionBaby shark, voh dee oh doh
Baby shark, voh dee oh doh
Baby shark, voh dee oh doh
Baby shark, voh dee oh doh
Momma shark, voh dee oh...
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parody, animal, children, family, fish,
Hannibal's ElephantYou can get anywhere you want
On Hannibal's elephant
You can get anywhere you want
On Hannibal's elephant
Climb right up, ride on her back
Take you 'bout a mile...
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animal, history, humor, parody,