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about colors

about colors

So pale the rosebush on the verandah
is it because the night is so long and cold
the flowers look like the red purses
little girls have a few pennies in
kept hidden for her brother, a few 
pennies to buy sweets for
I have lost the colors on my computer
it is gray, the spirit will not soar 
like it didn't when I wanted to be a parachutist 
I will visit the computer man 
to bring colors back, even if it is artificial 
and exude no aroma
the little girl sits at the back of the garage
furtively eat candy, but feel guilty 
she should have shared the sweets 
with her annoying brother, after all, she is
his big sister
In her hair, a red Gansho

Premium Member Male Footle Slang Names: Part 7

Give This Guy a Chance

Throw in
Rowen

The Hypochondriac

Dyin’
Eyan

So Generous is He

Giver
River

The Sneaky One

Wily
Riley

The Parachutist

Glider 
Ryder

Legal in Half the States

Ruby’s
Doobies

Cute as a Lass

Bonny
Ronny

So Sweet

Randy’s
candies

Always at the Beach

Randall’s
Sandals

Swam to Florida

Cuban
Rueben

Too Stocky for His Race Horse

Jockey
Rocky

Give him a Hanky, Please

Clammy
Sammy

Prefers Prosecution

Lawyer
Sawyer

Guy with Allergies

Itchy
Richie

Time to Land

Fly low,
Shiloh

Always on Dialysis

Sydney’s
Kidneys

A Simple Rapping Pieman

Rhymin’
Simon

Ballerino

Twirling
Sterling

Why He Was Put in Time Out

Sinbad
be bad

The Guy Whose Buttons Pop off

Glutton
Sutton

Premium Member December Humour

THE SAILOR

There was a young sailor from Rothesay
Sailed his yacht around the bay of Biscay
But a storm sunk his boat 
He's no longer afloat
And the wind blew his life raft away... 

EDWARD GUMP

A parachutist called Edward Gump
Went up in a plane to do a jump
The ripcord got stuck
He said "just my luck" 
Hit the ground with one helluva bump... 

FREDDIE

Did you hear about old Freddie O'Toole 
Considered to be a bit of a fool
Hee waznt two brite
Cudent reed ur rite
That is what happens when you bunk off school..

ICELAND

Now Iceland has some unusual sights 
 P*n*s. museum and the northern lights
The museum for the bold
The lights a sight to behold 
Which ever you choose enjoy their delights... 

TOO MANY TO MENTION

Old father time moves too quickly I fear
I hope you all have plenty of good cheer 
Whatever you do
I'd like to wish you
Merry Christmas and a happy new year... 


Iceland has a museum dedicated to the male anatomy,
mainly animals but a man in the U. S. is donating his 
manhood when his time is up. 




Written 21st of December 2019.


Beauty Is

I followed a single snowflake
On its free-fall journey to earth.
Obscured by its frozen, cloned kind
Landed silently camouflaged
Like a virgin parachutist
Whose achromatic flake added
To the cumulative beauty
Of a wintery afternoon.
At that moment I realized
Beauty was not a single truth
But a delightful harmony
Of invisible qualities
Comprising the form of beauty
Most often sadly overlooked.

Premium Member It's Norm, Down On the Farm

There once was a parachutist called Norm
Who parachuted into an alligator farm
      He said with a hell of a shout
     "Blimey! it's time to bail out"
Before I'm the calm before their storm

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