December Humour

THE SAILOR There was a young sailor from Rothesay Sailed his yacht around the bay of Biscay But a storm sunk his boat He's no longer afloat And the wind blew his life raft away... EDWARD GUMP A parachutist called Edward Gump Went up in a plane to do a jump The ripcord got stuck He said "just my luck" Hit the ground with one helluva bump... FREDDIE Did you hear about old Freddie O'Toole Considered to be a bit of a fool Hee waznt two brite Cudent reed ur rite That is what happens when you bunk off school.. ICELAND Now Iceland has some unusual sights P*n*s. museum and the northern lights The museum for the bold The lights a sight to behold Which ever you choose enjoy their delights... TOO MANY TO MENTION Old father time moves too quickly I fear I hope you all have plenty of good cheer Whatever you do I'd like to wish you Merry Christmas and a happy new year... Iceland has a museum dedicated to the male anatomy, mainly animals but a man in the U. S. is donating his manhood when his time is up. Written 21st of December 2019.