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Pappy Poems - Poems about Pappy


My Pappy Moe
Eeny, Meeny, Miny, Moe I had a Pappy; his name was Moe. Pappy Moe raised a deer; it was a doe. The doe he raised was named Joe. Eeny, Meeny, Miny, Moe My Pappy Moe....

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Categories: pappy, animal, poetry,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member A Slap Happy Pappy
Twenty thousand three hundred days That's a humongous amount of days But it's not a family record One sister lived 30,310,10 as of today Guess you could say I'm a contented person With more than my share of happy Why me? I have often asked How come I'm a slap happy pappy Is it just a roll of the dice That determines which path...

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Categories: pappy, happiness,
Form: Rhyme



A Pappy Ending
My neighbour friend? His life is through - He bit off more than he could chew: His teenage daughter caused much grief - Dropped out and got knocked up, in brief - Dad lost his cool and spanked her! Twice! - Recorded on a smart device. She called the cops and they drove him Straight to the bad dad asylum....

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Categories: pappy, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Pappy
Here lies her pappy. He got one of those Newfangled machines; Got hung by the hose....

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Categories: pappy, how i feel, humorous,
Form: Epitaph
Premium Member A Slap Happy Pappy
About thirty thousand days I have lived on this Planet Earth And at some point during each of those days It was given over to mirth Guess you could say I'm a contented person With more than my share of happy Why me? I have often asked How come I'm a slap happy pappy Is it just a roll of the dice That determines...

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Categories: pappy, age,
Form: Verse



Poor Pappy
"Believe me or not when I say my Pappy has had a rough day- Diaper soaking wet, how could he forget! I had to change it right away. So I dragged him in the bidet speechless I didn’t know what to say- "Oh, Pappy don’t fret," had a cigarette, burned his depends just yesterday! ***True story about my friends Pappy (grandpa)- he just couldn't break...

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Categories: pappy, grandfather, humorous, silly,
Form: Limerick
Pappy Brisco
Pappy Brisco was a clown who insisted never to frown, he painted his face with a smile, the broadest grin to beguile, his bushy eyebrows glued on tight, which sometimes caused a fright, a bright-red protruding nose added to his exaggerated pose, he stretched his wig of blond curly locks, covering his bald head looking like a field of flocks. At a young age he...

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Categories: pappy, humorous,
Form: Cowboy Poetry
Premium Member Slap Happy Pappy
Saw my dear Dr. Kimberly this afternoon She noticed I wasn't chipper like a Bugs Bunny cartoon A trifle depressed A weight on my chest Even this slap happy pappy is not immune © Jack Ellison 2015...

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Categories: pappy, depression,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Mi Pappy
murder sang in me where the sultriness of hot cotton fields consumed by old carny folk gestures given any doubt to a freedom that ole Abe spoke of diligently why I never dreamt a better dream where I'd giggled life's fortitude beneath a darkened sky with brillant hues of wandering mirth beyond a quaint timing...

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Categories: pappy, dedication, old,
Form: Chant Royal
I Miss You Pappy
Pappy, I miss you so much, it's sometimes unbearable, this pain, simple pain of losing someone that was always there for me, the one eho helped me, and told me stories of World War II, Pappy I still cry sometimes, you were my life, the center of everything, the one who always came first, the one who is still the world to me, I miss you...

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Categories: pappy, loss, love, sad, world,
Form: Haiku
Pappy Jackson
Jackson the Pug, Was safe and snug At home on New Years Eve His girlfriend Janis, Was in her pajamas Of a pretty Yule tide weave They were alone, Both sharing a bone That he got on Christmas day Then she said to Jackson, " Remember that action" Now, we're in the family way Now, Jackson was prancin, Yes, even some dancin Around the Christmas tree He was so happy, He'd...

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Categories: pappy, petschristmas, christmas, new years
Form: Rhyme
Snappy Pappy and Super Twerp
It's with the grin of Cheshire I roll out tongues of glee and tell the tale of Super Twerp the Maine Coon wannabe He is the kind of cat who smiles at every bag of treats and growls like baby thunder when another cat he meets His owner is Snappy Pappy who is similar in kind He chews his Double Bubble gum and keeps me on...

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Categories: pappy, animals, happiness, life, people,
Form: Rhyme

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