Panto Poems - Poems about Panto

... 5 down..for just 84..what do you do.. try and survive..shut the door..or instead more hardcore jive...out on the lash ..go to town.. On his way to 184..borrowed the crown from the real deal sur......

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... No channel skipping ..no flannel...it was so gripping…hearts melt…Pant's ripping svelte pelt and belt..stripping and whipping..the fab never drab Rishab lab..was it real..felt like I was tripping… ......

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... Rat a tat tat..from the off…doff my hat to that.. rare..great hair and flair pair…the cool cat and crazy cat.. Teasing twang…of the Pant and anti Pant thang..the genesis of a genius nemesis it b......

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...So here I am 64 years after my mother gave me the gift of Life and I have so much regret I have so many failures and so many I wish I would have moments I should have stayed with litt......

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... 'Twas Christmas when Cinder’s went to the ball In the most romantic season of all She looked so pretty A prince so dishy Danced each dance with her, till she heard her call. The ca......

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...CURTAINS Like all exhausted actors, I’ll fold and drop And will this endless production ever stop Do you understand, just listen to me I pray I play the lead in this, so I must have my say <>...

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...Charlie Norton has expanded Ever since his work was seen And favourably commended By an Equerry to the Queen He’s added Panto Dames instruction With an optional modular course For white face......

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...In a corner of france is a gravestone, 'An Unknown Soldier' the only tribute shown, It represe , in that stark enclave. The Victoria cross, the Croix De Guerre, The Iron Cross, and the Lenin Be......

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...Grandma, we miss you You were loved by all the family Each and every day We had lots of fun together Never to be forgotten Grandma, we miss you You loved cappuccinos And heated dinne......

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...The Christmas season is upon us With lots of things to show NO THERE ISN'T , YES THERE IS And the best of them's the Panto Dick Whittington and Aladdin Are two that I've forgot But I've heard......

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...In a corner of France stands a gravestone, To ‘The Unknown Soldier,’ never to go home, It represents all of the fallen brave, Who fell like skittles, in that stark enclave. The Victoria cross, ......

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...He met an actor at the theatre bar; ‘Hey Dame,’ he joked, ‘you ugly hag.’ ‘I’m Cinderella,’ snapped the panto star. ‘I’m not a bloomin’ bloke in drag.’ (I think pantomime is mostly British enterta......

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