Panto Poems - Poems about Panto

Pantomonium

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Whispers spoken…fears awoken…we all say ..there is no way whatsoever that he can play on the 2nd day..his foot’s broken..

But whatever…this is the.. oh so clever if a tad crazy .. nothing will p...

Categories: panto, sports,
Form: Free verse

Not being silly is Jamie Smith the new Gilly

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5 down..for just 84..what do you do.. try and survive..shut the door..or instead more hardcore jive...out on the lash  ..go to town..

On his way to 184..borrowed the crown from the real deal sur...

Categories: panto, sports,
Form: Rhyme

Surreal cartwheel sublime PANTomime time

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No channel skipping ..no flannel...it was so gripping…hearts melt…Pant's ripping svelte pelt and belt..stripping and whipping..the fab never drab Rishab lab..was it real..felt like I was tripping… ...

Categories: panto, sports,
Form: Free verse

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

KL Cool Cat Rahul and Panto Pant

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Rat a tat tat..from the off…doff my hat to that.. rare..great hair and flair pair…the cool cat and crazy cat..

Teasing twang…of the Pant and anti Pant thang..the genesis of a genius nemesis it b...

Categories: panto, sports,
Form: Prose Poetry

Around the Sun Again

...So here I am
64 years after
my mother
gave me
the gift of Life
and I have
so much regret

I have so many failures
and so many I wish
I would have moments

I should have
stayed with
litt...

Categories: panto, dark, lost love, mental
Form: Free verse

Rags to Riches in Panto Time

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'Twas Christmas when Cinder’s went to the ball
In the most romantic season of all
She looked so pretty
A prince so dishy
Danced each dance with her, till she heard her call.

The ca...

Categories: panto, cinderella, dance, marriage, romance,
Form: Limerick

CURTAINS

...CURTAINS

Like all exhausted actors, I’ll fold and drop
And will this endless production ever stop
Do you understand, just listen to me I pray
I play the lead in this, so I must have my say
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Categories: panto, parody, stars,
Form: Verse

Charlie Norton - Expansion Planned

...Charlie Norton has expanded 
Ever since his work was seen
And favourably commended 
By an Equerry to the Queen
He’s added Panto Dames instruction 
With an optional modular course
For white face...

Categories: panto, business, career, culture, education,
Form: Rhyme

Peace On Eartb

...In a corner of france is a gravestone,
'An Unknown Soldier' the only tribute shown,
It represe , in that stark enclave.

The Victoria cross, the Croix De Guerre,
The Iron Cross, and the Lenin Be...

Categories: panto, anger, appreciation, character, war,
Form: Rhyme

Grandma

...Grandma, we miss you 
You were loved by all the family 
Each and every day 

We had lots of fun together 
Never to be forgotten 
Grandma, we miss you 

You loved cappuccinos
And heated dinne...

Categories: panto, emotions, family, grandmother, memorial,
Form: Epitaph

The Christmas Panto

...The Christmas season is upon us
With lots of things to show
NO THERE ISN'T , YES THERE IS
And the best of them's the Panto

Dick Whittington and Aladdin
Are two that I've forgot
But I've heard...

Categories: panto, children, christmas, december, fairy,
Form: Rhyme

Peace On Earth

...In a corner of France stands a gravestone,
To ‘The Unknown Soldier,’ never to go home,
It represents all of the fallen brave,
Who fell like skittles, in that stark enclave.

The Victoria cross, ...

Categories: panto, peace, people, war,
Form: Verse

Oh, No, I'M Not - Oh, Yes, You Are

...He met an actor at the theatre bar;
‘Hey Dame,’ he joked, ‘you ugly hag.’
‘I’m Cinderella,’ snapped the panto star. 
‘I’m not a bloomin’ bloke in drag.’

 (I think pantomime is mostly British enterta...

Categories: panto, confusion,
Form: Burlesque