Oversexed Poems


Premium MemberOversexed Hedgehog

There once was an oversexed hedgehog
Who had eyes for an exuberant frog ~
   They had themselves a good yuk
   But then got stuck, just their luck ~
Green porcupine baby's home’s in a bog
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Categories: oversexed, animal, humorous, lust, relationship,
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Premium MemberOversexed Pygmies

So now everyone's waiting for my sillies
Though at times I'd like write about lilies
Have a sensitive heart
On a love I'd embark
Instead of writing about oversexed pygmies
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Categories: oversexed, silly,
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Premium MemberAn Oversexed Crocodile

Sometimes wonder if it's all worthwhile
Then your encouraging words cause me to smile
Like a goofy old geezer
An old geezer squeezer
Grinning like an oversexed eighty-toothed crocodile
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Categories: oversexed, fun,
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Premium MemberAn Oversexed Crocodile

Sometimes wonder if it's all worthwhile
Then your encouraging words cause me to smile
Like a goofy old geezer
An old geezer squeezer
Grinning like an oversexed eighty-toothed crocodile
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Categories: oversexed, motivation,
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Premium MemberAn Oversexed Crocodile

Sometimes wonder if it's all worthwhile
Then your encouraging words cause me to smile
Like a goofy old geezer
An old geezer squeezer
Grinning like an oversexed eighty-toothed crocodile
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Categories: oversexed, beautiful,
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Premium MemberAn Oversexed Crocodile

Sometimes wonder if it's all worthwhile
Then your encouraging words cause me to smile
Like a goofy old geezer
An old geezer squeezer
Grinning like an oversexed eighty-toothed crocodile
...
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Categories: oversexed, happiness,
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Premium MemberOversexed Grandpa

Holy Crappola, I'm still on a roll
After eighty-one years, still a naughty old troll
Still love the ladies
Drool over them daily
Seems I'm an oversexed grandpa who's out of control
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Categories: oversexed, age,
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Premium MemberOversexed Pygmies

So now everyone's waiting for my sillies
Though at times I'd like write about lilies
Have a sensitive heart
On a love theme I'd embark
Instead of writing about oversexed pygmies
...
Continue reading...
Categories: oversexed, silly,
Form: Limerick

Premium MemberOversexed Pygmies

So now everyone's waiting for my sillies
Though at times I'd like write about lillies
Have a sensitive heart
On a love theme I'd embark
Instead of writing about oversexed pygmies


© Jack Ellison 2015
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Categories: oversexed, fun,
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