Halloween Over My Head Poems

We had heard of tomato head, of course.
Many thought it was a rumor spread by a horse.
Black Beauty was particularly fond of such lies.
I watched...

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Girly Pumpkin Head is sitting on the front stoop
Around the side of the glorious scarecrow chicken coop
The teenage ghosts and ghouls are giving her the...

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Mr Spud Head is wearing a frown
Some eejit stole his wife’s best gown
His wife who’s called Myrtle
Looks like a gross turtle
Spud’s concerned that the chips...

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There once was a man with a head
Like a pumpkin it was, and called Fred
How they laughed in the Spring
At the pumpkin head thing
Oh the...

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Raindrops keep falling on my head the skeleton sang
You’re dead! You cannot feel it said Dracula from his hang
But I hear it and it is...

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Evil scarecrow pumpkin head frightens on his ride.
Slightly insane, he causes even the pumpkins to hide.
I hope to never meet him, having heard his sordid...

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Filled with despair and gloom was old pumpkin head.
His best friend had disappeared - both Charlie and Ned.
Where do you think they went? I asked...

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His name is Zed, he is a pumpkin head.
This is funny I said to my pal, Jed.
He said I kid you not. Please get out...

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Halloween: when ghosts appear.
Is that a spirit hanging near?
Are those dragging chains I hear?
And my childhood's greatest fear:
a skeleton's skull, but from the rear
I know...

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And Pumpkin Head said ye be dead, a coffin be your bed
Should you fail to sense my zest for all your juices red
’tis not the...

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Paralysed with fear I awoke
surrounded by vampires feasting
Diabolical, my eyes provoke
Normality is decreasing
Now an alien abduction
Whisking me aboard a spacecraft
Blood pulsating introduction
Halloween alcoholic draught
Cautionary trickery...

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The persnickety wizen witches were on their way to West Perth.
To witness for themselves their prophetic cousin’s friend’s birth.
They made jokes as they flew, cackling...

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I have a green screen for Zoom meetings
If I wear a green shirt my body disappears, 
So it looks like I am a disemboweled head
I...

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He was tall and lanky and belonged on an Illinois farm.
We called him Abe. He was simple but did no harm.
He spent many an afternoon...

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Mother carved a pumpkin head

Boy, how it filled me with dread.

Laughing, "it looks so real I said,

It could be taken from the dead."

I thought she'd...

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