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Outsmarted Poems - Poems about Outsmarted


The Bodyguard Who Outsmarted the Queen-Once Upon a Time
Locked in the largest room of the palace, you live days in dire existence, sunshine caresses you with sun rays, breeze makes you breathe life; anything at the swish of a wand is given to you, lonely princess of Wales! He has no loyal blood in him, and as many children as you desire, He can give you-at least two. A boy who...

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Categories: outsmarted, blue, boyfriend, conflict, humorous,
Form: Dramatic Monologue
Premium Member All That Melts In Your Mouth Being Outsmarted By a Five Year Old
She walked into the Ice cream Parlor with her mom, all three feet of her. Five years old, excited and happy with a gleam in her eyes, looking at all the ice cream choices, she was mesmerized. Her mother told her," Honey you pick your favorite one." She said, "Mommy I want that one, and that one, and that...

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Categories: outsmarted, humorous,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Pigeon Brained Outsmarted Again
One day many years ago I was in town and hungry and almost salivating from my lips So I thought uhmmmm think I'll have some fish and chips Such a delectable tantalizing meal couldn't be bettered So I had them open and went outside Pipping hot ooh they they looked nice I was happy as a cat in a room full of mice. Well, it wasn't long before I...

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Categories: outsmarted, fish, food, humor,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Outsmarted Again
Banana sandwich jam doughnut well done steak turn around to get a plate from a rack Gone! Two little innocent faces and wagging tails stirring back. Peter Dome.copyright.2013. Dec....

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Categories: outsmarted, dog, funny, humor, humorous,
Form: Free verse
Outsmarted
My grandson just loves to make noise The louder the better his toys His batteries I hide The noise still resides Turns out that I hid his decoys...

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Categories: outsmarted, children, funny, people, Grandson,
Form: Limerick



Fred Outsmarted His Mother!!
“Go clean your room,” Mother said But little Fred just shook his head Clean his room? He’d rather not How about video games, he thought “Go clean your room now Fred! Or you’ll not have dinner before you go to bed!” He thought about this quite a lot Maybe he could sneak dinner later he wouldn’t get caught So he said sure, he...

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Categories: outsmarted, childhood, funny, mother
Form: Rhyme

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