Pigeon Brained Outsmarted Again
One day many years ago
I was in town and hungry
and almost salivating from my lips
So I thought uhmmmm
think I'll have some fish and chips
Such a delectable tantalizing meal
couldn't be bettered
So I had them open
and went outside
Pipping hot ooh
they they looked nice
I was happy as a cat
in a room full of mice.
Well, it wasn't long before
I saw 85 pigeons maybe more
Watling towards me
Well I'm a kind hearted soul
so I thought I'd give them a chip or two
for their tea.
Suddenly
one flew and flapped it's wings before my face
I dropped my chips all over the place
I'd been a sucker for the mob
and I was still hungry
with no chips to fill my gob!.
Then they casually wobbled away
I's been outsmarted yet again
by a creature with a tiny brain.
Then they flew to a building across the way
waiting for another sucker to be their prey
Then I looked down at my shoe
they left me a thank you
a pile of poo
ooohhhh!!!!!!!!.
If I could have caught them
it would have been pigeon stew
just make sure
it doesn't happen to you.
Don't mess with the mob.
Peter Dome.copyright.2013. Dec.
Copyright © Peter Dome | Year Posted 2013
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