Humorous Out Of Control Poems

IT'S THAT TIME.
TIME TO CUT MY HAIR.
IT'S OUT OF CONTROL
AND EV-VER-REE WHERE.

IT'S IN MY FACE.
IRRITATING MY EYES.
SCRATCHING MY EARS
AND MAKING ME CRY.

I CAN'T SEE WHERE...

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I have two pet snakes that I keep in a cage -
   I've owned them since I was a very young age.
The elder...

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Some people don't give a flip
About what passes their lip
They really should refrain
From by-passing their brain.

written July 8, 2021...

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For my birthday my relatives got me a Mr. Control.
He is a small elf-like green robot. 
What can you do for me? I ask him.
I...

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It's Saturday eve
we're drinking in town
Only joking, I wish.
We're still in lockdown.

Any inkling of romance
on pause until further notice.
Making plans for the future
feels utterly hopeless.

We...

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•	She was a control connoisseur.
•	Her hair was afraid to move.
•	Church ladies called her daily to ask permission
•	To move a basket of flowers
•	To open the Baptists'...

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I have lost sight of you once again. 
Frustrated, I search every nook, every corner, every crevice that you have been known to hide. 
I...

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The dude who invented the remote control certainly was a genius!

   I can surf the TV from the comfort of my Lazy-Boy -...

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I saw her sitting at a table for one,
her hands were slender as she grabbed a sesame bun,
which was stuffed with three inches of smoked...

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Should Be for Gun Control

Subjects were considered to be highly correlated
And they could also be easily coordinated
Not only that both of them were hale and...

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Gained Control Of

Someone stomped on flowers while wearing a kilt
And after that each one of them will start to wilt
Then all the flowers were blown...

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For years preachers have ranted and raved to control the activities of hookers!
Well, I'm proposin' that the guv-mint control the sale and use of pressure...

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