I Feel So Little Send Me what you heard around the worlds said It is Good It feels Like Good Energy
...United States (US):
United Kingdom (UK):
Australia (AU):
Germany (DE):
France (FR
Spain (ES):
Italy (IT):
Netherlands (NL)
Poland (PL):
Sweden (SE):
Japan (JP):
Canada (CA):
T...
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Categories:
osborne, adventure, america, analogy, beauty,
Form: Free verse
Hiccups
...Hiccups
An involuntary spasm
of the diaphragm
and respiratory organs,
with a sudden closure
of the glottis
and a characteristic
sound like that of a cough.
Rather mundane topic
l...
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Categories:
osborne, 12th grade, anxiety, blue,
Form: Rhyme
Strange But True
...The average person laughs 13 times a day
I laugh a lot more often than that
In fact I probably hold the world record
Maybe three or four times that in fact
A katydid hears through holes...
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Categories:
osborne, funny,
Form: Free verse
Hey God
...Hey God, you’re an awesome guy,
As you watch over us from the sky,
We know and honor you from afar,
The brightest celestial shining star
But what if you were one of us,
A mere stranger on the bu...
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Categories:
osborne, heaven,
Form: Rhyme
One of Us Mice
...[for Joan Osborne]
What if god was a little mouse
Just a mouse in a little house
Just a stranger and a louse
Tryin' to get the cheese....
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Categories:
osborne, animal, cute, fantasy, funny,
Form: Lyric
Just Erase Silent Spread
...J-ust
E-rase
S-ilent
S-pread
E-liminating
O-ne
S-tealth
B-acteria
O-f
R-abidly
N-oxious
E-pidemic
Topic: Birthday of Jesse Osborne (June 17)
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...
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Categories:
osborne, birthday,
Form: Acrostic
The Ballad of Daniel Osborne
...Daniel had an old guitar...
That he could never play
It sat stood in it's stand...
Until he took it out one day
And Daniel never taught himself...
How to play that old guitar
He never thoug...
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Categories:
osborne, friendship,
Form: Ballad
Stephen Osborne
...Stephen is fifty-four years of age,
And was involved in a car accident,
At the age of nineteen, new page,
‘Cos he couldn’t carpentry gent.
So he took up sports and athletics,
And found a...
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Categories:
osborne, body, desire, destiny, health,
Form: Quatrain
Keith Vaz and All That Jazz
...So farewell Keith Vaz, we don’t really mind
Whether you steered from the front or behind
But the coke was a bit of an epic fail
What’s that, you’re snorting, I didn’t inhale?
So hello Keith Vaz...
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Categories:
osborne, addiction, corruption, humor, political,
Form: Rhyme
J D Osborne
...This poem has been removed for publishing on Amazon in WW II in Poetry: Veterans Stories in Poetry, including my late father's who was a Spitfire pilot in the Nigeria Squadron. As it says at the end,...
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Categories:
osborne, america, courage, death, health,
Form: Heroic Couplet
George Osbornes Speech At the Conservative Party Conference 2015
...George Osborne’s Speech at the Conservative Party Conference 2015
Yesterday, on the 5th of October, Chancellor George Osborne said,
He was gonna give devolved powers to local councils dead;
He w...
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Categories:
osborne, community, jobs, leadership, money,
Form: Heroic Couplet
More Strange But True
...The average person laughs 13 times a day
I laugh a lot more often than that
In fact I probably hold the world record
Maybe three or four times that in fact
A katydid hears through holes...
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Categories:
osborne, nonsense,
Form: Rhyme
Budge It - Mr Budget
...The budget is boring, George Osborne is a pratt *
Raising extra monies by taxing this and that
The deficit is crippling, but he hasn’t got a clue
To me, the next election seems long overdue!
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Categories:
osborne, funny, humorous, political,
Form: Light Verse
It's Rarely Known
...It's rarely known but studies have shown
Pencils last fifty thousand words
Worms eat themselves if they can't find food
Now I find that totally absurd!
It's rarely known but studies have shown
Eleph...
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Categories:
osborne, life, people, people,
Form: Quatrain
Thou Art a Witch
...Thou Art a Witch!
By Elton Camp
In the 1690s, a horrible, warning example we find,
Of the danger when church and state are intertwined.
Number convicted as witches was twenty-nine
Though ma...
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Categories:
osborne, historywomen, old, evil, old,
Form: Rhyme
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