Orthopaedic Poems - Poems about Orthopaedic

...is everyone from Barking Barking mad? Does everyone In Lambeth do the Lambeth walk? Is Leicester Square In Leicester? Is The Elephant And Castle a place where they hide Elephants? Is Oxford Stre......Read the rest...

... I'll never forget the date, the nineteenth of November It's etched firmly in my mind, and I'll always remember It was the day that I had my spinal decompression surgery And hopefully it wou......Read the rest...

...Ceaseless painful twists and turns, Dying marrow aches and burns; Suffer tougher case of bones Wasting credits in help phones, Doctors handling of ailment, Tablets, capsules of treatment, Patie......Read the rest...

...This pathway is doubly dangerous That one who cuts my stitches A tad too short Is the same who reaches Carelessly too close To that dreadful corona mortis God’s own anatomical variant A b......Read the rest...

...Time for a de-clutter , make some room in drawers and shelves, Feng Shui folk swear that it makes one feel good about oneself. These trainers from my glory days of racing round a track now swop......Read the rest...

...When we first met, in love we used to glide on waves of bliss like pairs of sunglow swans, now we slowly totter,and try to hide our orthopaedic socks and thick long johns. We still hold hands lik......Read the rest...

...I’m famous but they’ll never know me I will never publish my poetry and risk public violence against my honesty Though fame was always my destiny Freedom fighters died so my voice could be as ......Read the rest...