Orangutang Poems - Poems about Orangutang

...when singing out of toon sang like a newborn baboon banging with a big spoon body had been bionic when out of tune used a tonic idiocy was ironic while a profound pimple we would pop simpl......Read the rest...

... Santa’s a superhero thanks to Sienna She’s made a Marvel with her old school penna So let’s not stop w......Read the rest...

...Your breath could move mountains The Himalayas used to be in France Are you pregnant my sweet young filly Or is that a watermelon in your pants I've seen better legs on an orangutang Nothing p......Read the rest...

...This wonderful happy peace-loving man Is here to tickle your shillelagh on the divan No charge do I charge As I steer my barge While downing a whiskey with my pet orangutang......Read the rest...

...Fran, the zoo’s favourite orangutang Was caught today playing with a boomerang Later to onlookers she showed her fang As she stuffed her face with banana pie meringue As one hand held o......Read the rest...

...I WISH I WEREN’T AN ORANGUTANG by JOHN M. ARRIBAS I wish I weren’t an orangutang, living as a captive in a zoo Orange stringy, hairy body, is this the best nature can do Gangly arms, puffed ......Read the rest...

...Latest Rage In Congress In Congress have heard latest rage Is having people who possess old age And all the strong songs they sang Trump's orange hair like an orangutang. Not liking gray in ......Read the rest...

...Your breath could move mountains The Himalayas used to be in France Are you pregnant my sweet young filly Or is that a watermelon in your pants I've seen better legs on an orangutang N......Read the rest...

...The Orangutang: There once was a traditionalist, Who in his ignorance had missed The beauty of youth, The ever-changing truth! He's a typical fundamentalist! The Traditionalist: "I can......Read the rest...

...There once was a branding woman that worked on a ranch She ran through woods looking behind every branch Frantic to find a tolerant male to arrange wedding plans Her methods guaranteed pro......Read the rest...